Hulver's site || cake

Too many cakes, not enough veggies

By georgeha (Mon Apr 02, 2007 at 11:14:54 AM EST) cake, geeks, Native Americans, sex, demented mothers (all tags)

Plus, a forgotten con missed, invisible girls, two saxoshits, a glimmer of myself, Kinsey and less.

Poll: Favorite cake?

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A Day in the Life

By ReallyEvilCanine (Thu Nov 23, 2006 at 08:14:22 AM EST) A Day in the Life, WTF, fuckwits, Atari 800, perception, cake, pie (all tags)

Add Eggs and Milk.

More than 20 years ago I worked for an Atari certified repair shop fixing Atari 400 & 800 computers and peripherals as well as 2600 and 5200 game stations. The owner made it clear to me that under no circumstances would we do any while-you-wait repairs no matter how urgent, no matter how much anyone pleaded. While he explained it, I didn't grok.

I finally understood when I violated this policy. It almost cost me my job.

x-posted to da brog, sans poll.

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Nugget

By thenick (Thu Oct 26, 2006 at 04:54:02 PM EST) UMiami, Cake, Bridge (all tags)

Heads of State who ride and wrangle,
Who look at your face from more than one angle,
Can cut you from their bloated budgets,
Like sharpened knives through Chicken McNuggets.

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-	When they let me out of the cage I can sometimes smell pine needles on the air. I associate that smell to my eternity in captivity now. Christmas makes me cry.	55%
-	Make sure to pour the justice liberally onto the blubbery skin of the walrus. Only then will our Tusky court be truly in session.	0%
-	MEBBE WE CULD HAF SEX IN HOT TUB AND THEN GO AN POKE HOMELESS WIF STICKS?!	22%
-	You see, Dr. Hamstring, if you split the circle again you'll get what I like to call the Frenulum Constant. Its effects are not unlike huffing a huge can of paint.	0%
-	Seersuckers are neither Seers nor Suckers, discuss.	11%
-	Let's not split hairs, can we just have the jumbo sized back if we give you all of our plasma putty? We promise it's fresh.	11%
-	Sometimes the puppet touches me........	0%

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