I managed to order a book from Amazon, despite the fact that I already have a copy in my possession, and I have apparently (from the creased spine) already read it. Can't remember a thing about the story, though.

The book in question is Dune: House Corrino, one of the prequels by Herbert's sprog.

What should I do with it? Vote.

Wallace: Certainly, M'aam, we'll be there in
[hits the control panel and gets dragged up through the ceiling]
Wallace: ahhhh!
Lady Tottington: In an hour? But I can't wait that long!

Inside: Australia trip! Topfield TF5800 PVR! Book review! Film review: Wallace & Gromit - the verdict!