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I bought a coffee today

By spacejack (Fri Sep 28, 2007 at 04:04:51 PM EST) NSWF, boobies (all tags)

and the cashier gave me an American quarter in my change. Shit, thats only 24.853725¢.

Why isn't there a NSFW topic?

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on tiny updates

By clock (Tue Jan 23, 2007 at 09:49:42 AM EST) babies, boobies, music, whining (all tags)

"why are you pulling the hair on my leg?"

"because i want you to hurt."

"huh. ...ok... i'm so putting that in my diary."

"whatever."

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surreal week

Sometimes all the weird stuff dumps on you at once.

Poll: Should I have gotten her digits?

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This Whiny Emo edition of The Riceowlguy Diary(TM)

By riceowlguy (Tue Apr 11, 2006 at 06:23:30 PM EST) work, spring, emo, halibut, boobies (all tags)

is brought to you by nice weather, missing my friends, and having to be at work.

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-	Well, I think that Smiling Charlie is nothing but a twopenny opera! And he doesn't even have an Aria!	8%
-	Finding my belt buckle may require both time and a certain mindset, but I promise that the rewards will be thick... and heavy.	4%
-	People often say to me, "Hey... what the hell are you doing in here?!" But then I laugh and run away. It's great fun.	8%
-	Without a lot of evidence we cannot say whether or not there were a parade of cats in the cupboard. We do know, however, that our moss infection has cleared up. I think that says something.	22%
-	When he used to smile, his mouth would hurt for days. He stopped after a while, and that's when he figured out that faking the happiness was almost as bad as not having it to begin with.	16%
-	In my wallet: A condom, A piece of paper with several phone numbers, and Sally, the 12-year-old asian girl.	14%
-	Irradiated sensor soup, now half-off!	0%
-	When I make the noise that goes like this, I make the noise that goes like this.	6%
-	I would like to vote to do the hustle. I think it would help us in these trying times.	18%

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