Print Story Scared some Jehova's Witnesses Today...
By 606 (Sun Mar 09, 2008 at 09:18:16 PM EST) blasphemy (all tags)
Just a bit after noon I hear the doorbell ring its single ding (the dong never happens because the bolt that hits the bell gets stuck in gross goop built up from years of WD-40 sprays instead of proper repairs). I head to the door and peep through to see two men in suits. Well, we all know what this is about.

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Print Story FSM Gospel, a book review
Short summary: don't buy it.  Hell, don't even borrow it.

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