Hulver's site || best

Diaries
Everything
Who's Online?
FAQ / Help

in which i'm more correct than all of you combined

By gzt (Thu Feb 16, 2006 at 01:52:04 AM EST) gzt, excellent, best, rockstar, intrinsic superiority (all tags)

it's true. you may submit your resignations and acknowledgments of my intrinsic superiority by mail. this only applies to those who have had occasion to argue against me.

(2 comments, 127 words in story) Full Story

Poll

Husi Contestant number 3: if I were to pick you where would we go on our date?

-	When they let me out of the cage I can sometimes smell pine needles on the air. I associate that smell to my eternity in captivity now. Christmas makes me cry.	33%
-	Make sure to pour the justice liberally onto the blubbery skin of the walrus. Only then will our Tusky court be truly in session.	0%
-	MEBBE WE CULD HAF SEX IN HOT TUB AND THEN GO AN POKE HOMELESS WIF STICKS?!	22%
-	You see, Dr. Hamstring, if you split the circle again you'll get what I like to call the Frenulum Constant. Its effects are not unlike huffing a huge can of paint.	16%
-	Seersuckers are neither Seers nor Suckers, discuss.	5%
-	Let's not split hairs, can we just have the jumbo sized back if we give you all of our plasma putty? We promise it's fresh.	11%
-	Sometimes the puppet touches me........	11%

Votes: 18	\|	Comments: 1
Results	\|	Other Polls

New Diaries

Diary
by herbert

Work it, baby
by ucblockhead

"Fiction-Toxic People"
by lylehsaxon

autumn sneaks up on me
by misslake

Suspended Sentence
by TheophileEscargot

I miss DU's entries
by jaxom green

'In Studies of Virtual Twins, Nature Wins Again'
by chuckles

New users to HuSi

murphyslaw
icepick3268
Sio
Bridget J
tiber
megpye
Mouser

2648 total registered users

Older Front Page Stories

Older Stories...


Make a new account
Username:
Password: