I finally broke down and bought an Xbox 360. I know, last time I owned an Xbox, the repair division of Microsoft called me a potential terrorist and refused to fix my system. But this time, it's going to be different, Microsoft promised. Microsoft just gets frustrated with me and I know deep down inside, Microsoft really loves me.

Anyways, for the second time in my life, I bought a system solely to play a zombie game, the first being the PSX and Resident Evil. This time, I picked up an Xbox 360 and Dead Rising, along with a used copy of Perfect Dark: Zero, the sequel to the N64 title created by Rare. I also downloaded the Uno demo from the Xbox Live Marketplace, thinking I could relive a part of my childhood by playing a card game I could kick ass at almost 20 years ago.

PROPER.

Things including:

Footy.
Work.
C.
2 shags.
Xbox 360.

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