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Why is a Raven Like a Writing Desk?

The Great California Swindle

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You have ordered a very fine wine. What sort of entree will you have with it?

-	Leg of hammisink with a side of mallow'd tarts and sweet victory.	9%
-	Humble Pie filled with the cream of a thousand young men, eager to please.	9%
-	I found this saying on the bottom of my glass but when I went to finish it, the words swirled into my stomach and now I'm feeling sick. I think I'm going to vomit verbs.	24%
-	Mr. Pchunk was neither old nor young, but the one thing he did have going for him was his random apple sample, which he sold on the corner for money dollars.	7%
-	Confusion is the worst state to be in outside of Texas.	26%
-	If I found a lost lamb I would pet it, direct it, then slaughter it and dance in the entrails. Well.. either that or I dress it up like Rainbow Brite and take it to ALL the conventions.	21%

Votes: 41	\|	Comments: 4
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