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By Vertical Frankenstein (Fri Sep 15, 2006 at 05:08:39 PM EST) Indian People, North East, Rust Belt, Work, School, Nina Simone (all tags)

I got my tongue, I got my chin
I got my neck, I got my boobies
I got my heart, I got my soul
I got my back, I got my sex
...
I've got life, I'm gonna keep it

Apologies to Ms. Simone.

God I've meant to post one of these like 100 times. School, job, Indians, water, stalking--it's all inside. Let the fast-forward life-recap begin!

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Smiling Charlie presents you with a proposition. He will grant you 3 fresh steeds if you perform a trick for him of the most base quality. Will you take his deal?

-	Well, I think that Smiling Charlie is nothing but a twopenny opera! And he doesn't even have an Aria!	8%
-	Finding my belt buckle may require both time and a certain mindset, but I promise that the rewards will be thick... and heavy.	4%
-	People often say to me, "Hey... what the hell are you doing in here?!" But then I laugh and run away. It's great fun.	8%
-	Without a lot of evidence we cannot say whether or not there were a parade of cats in the cupboard. We do know, however, that our moss infection has cleared up. I think that says something.	22%
-	When he used to smile, his mouth would hurt for days. He stopped after a while, and that's when he figured out that faking the happiness was almost as bad as not having it to begin with.	16%
-	In my wallet: A condom, A piece of paper with several phone numbers, and Sally, the 12-year-old asian girl.	14%
-	Irradiated sensor soup, now half-off!	0%
-	When I make the noise that goes like this, I make the noise that goes like this.	6%
-	I would like to vote to do the hustle. I think it would help us in these trying times.	18%

Votes: 48	\|	Comments: 1
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