Print Story HOLY MOLEY! I NEED A WOMAN!!
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By yicky yacky (Sat Feb 03, 2007 at 07:16:13 AM EST) MFC X, monkeys (all tags)

Good; glad to have got your attention.

As mentioned, I need a woman. Just getting any woman will not be good enough, however.

I need a woman who:

  • can sing
  • has a naturally high-ish register
  • can manage a range between A4 and A5 [see comments] (come on, that's only an octave; ObHowHardCanItBe?)
  • sounds like heaven-with-bells-on (we're prepared to work with some leeway on this one)
  • has the facility and ability to record herself singing (in a highish-quality, digital format) and get said data to me.
  • wants her name attached to an MFC entry, without having to do very much work at all.
  • Can work without lyrics (i.e. lalala, doo-doo-doo, Mmm-mmm-mmm etc.)

Being an interstellar harmonic sex-bomb siren isn't obligatory, but if you've got it, why hide it?

If you think you've got what it takes, apply within (otherwise your part risks being replaced by a synthesizer or piano, and that would be a d'yam shame).


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