Sometimes all the weird stuff dumps on you at once.

Poll: Should I have gotten her digits?

BUT I AM. NSFW

In an effort to keep the meme alive, I humbly submit the following entry;

CALLA'S MOM-- STOP READING HERE.

My wife's boobs have become jugs.

She's always had a sweet rack, but her bosom has become especially scrumptious now that it's in the dairy bar business. It's like a temporary breast augmentation without silicone, and I admit that the change speaks to me on a basic level.

It didn't start well.