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FSM Gospel, a book review

Short summary: don't buy it. Hell, don't even borrow it.

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Excuse me, I asked for my alternative music without the emo

By georgeha (Mon Feb 20, 2006 at 12:47:05 PM EST) emo, health insurance, phlegm, farting, FSM (all tags)

TISG for the White STripes

Plus, irreponsible tenants, the tedious updating of my body's decrepitude, flatulence and the FSM, stupid fricking flexspend interface and less!

Poll: Best day in February to have a bday?

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Husi Contestant number 3: if I were to pick you where would we go on our date?

-	When they let me out of the cage I can sometimes smell pine needles on the air. I associate that smell to my eternity in captivity now. Christmas makes me cry.	62%
-	Make sure to pour the justice liberally onto the blubbery skin of the walrus. Only then will our Tusky court be truly in session.	0%
-	MEBBE WE CULD HAF SEX IN HOT TUB AND THEN GO AN POKE HOMELESS WIF STICKS?!	25%
-	You see, Dr. Hamstring, if you split the circle again you'll get what I like to call the Frenulum Constant. Its effects are not unlike huffing a huge can of paint.	0%
-	Seersuckers are neither Seers nor Suckers, discuss.	0%
-	Let's not split hairs, can we just have the jumbo sized back if we give you all of our plasma putty? We promise it's fresh.	12%
-	Sometimes the puppet touches me........	0%

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