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I miss Arby's Roast Beef sandwiches.

By MohammedNiyalSayeed (Wed Oct 04, 2006 at 01:36:14 AM EST) friggin' intense, battlestar galactica, getting busy, keeping it real, obfuscated pop culture reference spoilers, your brain on drugs, poops, makin' poops, pinchin' loaves, dropping the kids off at the pool, making dookie, dropping a load, taking a dump (all tags)

They're here, but they're not convenient, nahmean?

Poll: Select the best Krautrock band, win a prize! The prize is knowing that you have excellent selection skills.

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Who the fuck wanna die for their culture?

By MohammedNiyalSayeed (Thu Aug 24, 2006 at 05:14:06 PM EST) friggin' intense, battlestar galactica, getting busy, keeping it real, obfuscated pop culture reference spoilers, your brain on drugs, poops, makin' poops, pinchin' loaves, dropping the kids off at the pool, making dookie, dropping a load, taking a dump, feeding the flowers, meatwad, cally fanfic, role playing, er, should have said RPGs, nerdery, spoilers (all tags)

For real, I keeps it ill like a piece of blue steel
Pointed at your temple with the intent to kill
And end your existance
Ain't no use for resistance

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ATTENTION WEAPONS TECHNOLOGY EXPORTING INFIDELS

By Rogerborg (Tue May 23, 2006 at 05:24:30 PM EST) Battlestar Galactica, lesbians, wicca, lesbian wicca, singing lesbians, singing wicca, singing lesbian wicca, doll porn, house market (all tags)

The Package has been received, I say again, the Package is in our possession.

Our Top Boffins are analysing Subject A as we speak. It contains much of interest, although we may need to scale it down somewhat to fit Jockish pilots.

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Making Poops, For Reals.

By MohammedNiyalSayeed (Thu May 04, 2006 at 11:19:15 AM EST) prarie doggin', friggin' intense, battlestar galactica, getting busy, keeping it real, obfuscated pop culture reference spoilers, your brain on drugs, poops, makin' poops, pinchin' loaves, dropping the kids off at the pool, making dookie, dropping a load, taking a dump, feeding the flowers, meatwad, cally fanfic, role playing, er, should have said RPGs, nerdery, spoilers (all tags)

What's more EXTREME than having sex?

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I am a pretty satisfactory dude.

By MohammedNiyalSayeed (Mon Mar 13, 2006 at 11:21:22 AM EST) cowqqa loving coqs, puppies, poops, makin' poops, friggin' intense, the wisdom of t-rex, cow hampshire, samantha brown, sangwitches, cyril and john cusack and how they're totally not related, bouillabaisse economics, boss idiocy, battlestar galactica, cally is a masochist, internet animals (all tags)

Music just has a bunch of notes that I am entirely unable to relate to in any emotional context. On account of my untrained ears and my magnificent manly heart?

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-	When they let me out of the cage I can sometimes smell pine needles on the air. I associate that smell to my eternity in captivity now. Christmas makes me cry.	25%
-	Make sure to pour the justice liberally onto the blubbery skin of the walrus. Only then will our Tusky court be truly in session.	8%
-	MEBBE WE CULD HAF SEX IN HOT TUB AND THEN GO AN POKE HOMELESS WIF STICKS?!	20%
-	You see, Dr. Hamstring, if you split the circle again you'll get what I like to call the Frenulum Constant. Its effects are not unlike huffing a huge can of paint.	16%
-	Seersuckers are neither Seers nor Suckers, discuss.	4%
-	Let's not split hairs, can we just have the jumbo sized back if we give you all of our plasma putty? We promise it's fresh.	8%
-	Sometimes the puppet touches me........	16%

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