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I woke up this morning with a wine glass in my hand

By Bob Abooey (Tue Sep 12, 2006 at 10:14:09 AM EST) All this and much much more! (all tags)

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Another award winning episode of Cooking With Bob

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I've got no friends cause they read the papers

By Bob Abooey (Fri Aug 04, 2006 at 12:38:58 PM EST) All this and much much more! (all tags)

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Getting a blister on my little finger since 1976...

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Tonight's the night all systems fail..

By Bob Abooey (Tue Jun 06, 2006 at 12:00:26 PM EST) Soy, man-boobs, new phone, blood, stroke, All this and much much more! (all tags)

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So don't you be around...

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Get yer motor runnin

By Bob Abooey (Mon Jun 05, 2006 at 03:25:21 PM EST) Soy, Onions, SPANISH SPANISH SPANISH, crap, Teddie Roosevelt, All this and much much more! (all tags)

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Clubbing baby seals to death since 1973...

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Out here in the fields I fight for my meals...

By Bob Abooey (Fri May 26, 2006 at 10:27:17 AM EST) Jazz, Bank Holiday, stroke, Cows, Holiday Inn Lounge, erections, All this and much much more! (all tags)

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Even better than the real thing...

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I'm not going to get too sentimental like those other sticky valentines

By Bob Abooey (Wed May 24, 2006 at 12:13:45 PM EST) Runts, high Fashion, Lunch, The mob, pimps, cheaters, All this and much much more! (all tags)

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Just like Oprah, only more so...

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I heard you let that little friend of mine take off your party dress...

By Bob Abooey (Tue May 23, 2006 at 11:35:51 AM EST) Lunch, Plug in, culture of Corruption, Love Child, Free Crap, All this and much much more! (all tags)

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Tucking my shirt in since 1973...

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You were working as a waitress in a cocktail bar

By Bob Abooey (Thu May 18, 2006 at 11:14:02 AM EST) Jimmy Hoffa, Lunch, Jews, Hail, lesbians, hot busty 19 year olds, All this and much much more! (all tags)

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Cleaning fish since 1973...

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We'll kill the fatted calf tonight so stick around

By Bob Abooey (Mon May 15, 2006 at 01:38:20 PM EST) Lunch, Blue Haired People, Las Vegas, Elton John, Retarded President, All this and much much more! (all tags)

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Just another dirge in Aminor...

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You throw like a girl

By Bob Abooey (Fri May 12, 2006 at 12:07:03 PM EST) Lunch, Data Mining, music, underpants, CD burning, All this and much much more! (all tags)

Special Friday wrap-up diary

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-	Well, I think that Smiling Charlie is nothing but a twopenny opera! And he doesn't even have an Aria!	8%
-	Finding my belt buckle may require both time and a certain mindset, but I promise that the rewards will be thick... and heavy.	4%
-	People often say to me, "Hey... what the hell are you doing in here?!" But then I laugh and run away. It's great fun.	8%
-	Without a lot of evidence we cannot say whether or not there were a parade of cats in the cupboard. We do know, however, that our moss infection has cleared up. I think that says something.	22%
-	When he used to smile, his mouth would hurt for days. He stopped after a while, and that's when he figured out that faking the happiness was almost as bad as not having it to begin with.	16%
-	In my wallet: A condom, A piece of paper with several phone numbers, and Sally, the 12-year-old asian girl.	14%
-	Irradiated sensor soup, now half-off!	0%
-	When I make the noise that goes like this, I make the noise that goes like this.	6%
-	I would like to vote to do the hustle. I think it would help us in these trying times.	18%

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