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By atreides (Thu Feb 14, 2019 at 01:50:34 AM EST) (all tags)
Ladies and gentlemen, please raise your glasses.

To His Imperial Highness, Joshua Norton the First, formerly of Algoa Bay, Cape of Good Hope, Emperor of the United States and Protector of Mexico!



Today is the 200th anniversary of the traditional birthdate of the only Emperor of the United States.

Make sure to pay your proper due to him next time you belly up to the bar.

As for me, oh mother of crapsticks do I owe you all an update. Let's just say the back of 2018 was so bad that I forgot the hail the Emperor's death in January. Yes, it was that bad... But it will have to wait until I get home tonight. I mean, it's not like I've got Valentine's plans or anything...

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Valentine's plans by wiredog (2.00 / 0) #1 Thu Feb 14, 2019 at 12:40:36 PM EST
I plan to celebrate the day in the traditional fashion: On the couch. With a pint of Ben and Jerry's.

Earth First!
(We can strip mine the rest later.)

So, a VD threesome by georgeha (4.00 / 1) #4 Fri Feb 15, 2019 at 09:58:49 AM EST
kinky


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Good gravy, man! by clock (4.00 / 2) #2 Thu Feb 14, 2019 at 02:15:59 PM EST
Post a proper update! We miss you!


I agree with clock entirely --Kellnerin

+1 by hulver (4.00 / 1) #3 Thu Feb 14, 2019 at 04:47:41 PM EST

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Cheese is not a hat. - clock
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I heard he by Cable2600 (2.00 / 0) #5 Sat Mar 30, 2019 at 07:24:37 PM EST
lost a lot of money investing in a rice shipment. Went insane, and declared himself Emperor. He was a nutter that everyone respected with his own money as well. 

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