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By atreides (Mon Sep 17, 2018 at 01:29:07 AM EST) (all tags)
Ladies and gentlemen, please raise your glasses. To His Imperial Highness, Joshua Norton the First, formerly of Algoa Bay, Cape of Good Hope, Emperor of the United States and Protector of Mexico!

Today is the 159th anniversary of the Ascension of the only Emperor of the United States. Make sure to pay your proper due to him next time you belly up to the bar.
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Huzza by iGrrrl (4.00 / 1) #1 Mon Sep 17, 2018 at 07:02:43 AM EST
Although, that libation will have to come a bit later in the day.

"Beautiful wine, talking of scattered everythings"
(and thanks to Scrymarch)

Damn by anonimouse (4.00 / 1) #2 Mon Sep 17, 2018 at 07:52:10 AM EST
It's not beer o'clock yet 

Girls come and go but a mortgage is for 25 years -- JtL
It's beer o'clock somewhere. by wiredog (4.00 / 1) #3 Mon Sep 17, 2018 at 11:38:54 AM EST
Maybe at o'stackys.

Earth First!
(We can strip mine the rest later.)

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Up the Emperor! by ana (2.00 / 0) #4 Mon Sep 17, 2018 at 07:49:09 PM EST
And that ain't impolite.

Or get rabies. Also don't do that. --scrymarch

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