We want you to know this isn't actually important to us, but our lawyers and our marketing team got into some femdom shit and refused to let us just block EU IPs.
We value the $3/year we might someday make on you as a user, once we figure out how to monetize the platform that's currently propped up by VC money. By then, all of our underwater stock options will have expired, and we'll hopefully be working at Amazon.
Fuck off kindly,
Facebook is a bad company, and people are stupid about privacy, but GDPR is written poorly.
It won't happen, but never mind advertizing, the data needed to make sure you get the *right* advertizing is simply insane. Why must everything you ever did be available to Google, Facebook, Equifax, and anyone who hacked the above or bought data from the hackers?
All this dark pattern shit is propping up a failed system.