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By atreides (Tue Jan 09, 2018 at 12:50:42 AM EST) (all tags)
Ladies and gentlemen, please raise your glasses. To His Imperial Highness, Joshua Norton the First, formerly of Algoa Bay, Cape of Good Hope, Emperor of the United States and Protector of Mexico!

Today, January 8, is the 138th anniversary of the death of the only Emperor of the United States. Make sure to pay your proper due to him next time you belly up to the bar.
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*Cheers* by Scrymarch (4.00 / 2) #1 Tue Jan 09, 2018 at 08:51:52 AM EST

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To The Emperor! by anonimouse (4.00 / 1) #2 Tue Jan 09, 2018 at 07:17:13 PM EST
You are hereby commanded to disclose what you're up to now as you haven't send a communique for over 18 months.

Girls come and go but a mortgage is for 25 years -- JtL
glass raised, by dark nowhere (2.00 / 0) #3 Wed Jan 10, 2018 at 04:12:28 PM EST
scotch drunk.

'fraid I won't be in the market for a hotdog 'til friday

See you, space cowboy.

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