I should mention that a month or so before the boy graduated, LO and him took a break because he didn't know what he wanted. She was his first real girlfriend ever. His family is very, very Catholic. The boy and LO got back together after he confessed he missed her.
Anyway, so graduation and the other ceremonies and his last days at his in-town apartment were a whirlwind. LO spent a lot of time with the boy and his family including going to Mass with them. After graduation, the boy didn't have anything planned before he started his job in NYC, so he went back home. (The boy apparently punted on plans to travel with LO several times.) LO went to the boy's house and hung with him for a couple weekends too.
Apparently, the last few weeks of him being at home meant his logistics for moving to NYC mysteriously changed several times. He was supposed to be available, then he wasn't, the landlady in NYC fucked things up, etc. etc.
The boy moved to his NYC apartment earlier this week (he's rooming with a friend) and LO went up to visit him for a few days. Despite them missing out on the 4th of July together, she was excited. She was supposed to come home today, but she arrived hours earlier than I expected and had to call me to open the front door. "What happened?" I asked. LO then recounts a travel story that started at 5am this morning when she took the subway to Penn Station. "Why were you traveling by yourself on the subway at 5am???" I asked.
"I didn't want to stay at his apartment. The boyfriend and I broke up at 2am last night," replied LO. "Oh I'm sorry. I'm not surprised because of his new job." I said. "Oh no that wasn't it," LO said. "He was meeting girls on Tinder and sending them dick pics -well, he sent the same dick pic to several girls- when he was dating me." Me, "Whaaaaaaaaat?"
"Yep. I caught him last night. He fell asleep at 10 and his mom texted. I picked up his phone because his parents were coming this morning and I wanted to set an alarm. I saw the text messages and then confronted him. He said he wanted new material to masturbate to. I told him there was me and there was porn. So I changed my ticket to the first train back home."
"I got him good though," continued LO. "Since the text messages from the girls still had their number, I was able to text one of them, so I introduced myself and told her what happened. I also told her not to worry about being a homewrecker because he was texting other girls." LO then told me that the girl she texted thanked her because she had no idea, and that she wasn't really into him anyway after the dick pic.
"Oh my god LO, you are vicious." I said. "I only learned from the best, Mom." said LO.
LO then went into her room and has been sleeping ever since. Boys, man, boys.
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