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By yankeehack (Sat Jul 08, 2017 at 03:23:55 PM EST) (all tags)
In which LO gets a lesson about boners.

I have mentioned previously that LO is living with me this summer, as it's the last summer where she doesn't have to take an internship. She was also exhausted by the end of last semester, and doesn't know what she wants to specialize in anyway. The "unexpected" side benefit of living at home means that LO has free time to go see her boyfriend who just graduated from the nationally-known Catholic school in our town.

I should mention that a month or so before the boy graduated, LO and him took a break because he didn't know what he wanted. She was his first real girlfriend ever. His family is very, very Catholic. The boy and LO got back together after he confessed he missed her.

Anyway, so graduation and the other ceremonies and his last days at his in-town apartment were a whirlwind. LO spent a lot of time with the boy and his family including going to Mass with them. After graduation, the boy didn't have anything planned before he started his job in NYC, so he went back home. (The boy apparently punted on plans to travel with LO several times.) LO went to the boy's house and hung with him for a couple weekends too.

Apparently, the last few weeks of him being at home meant his logistics for moving to NYC mysteriously changed several times. He was supposed to be available, then he wasn't, the landlady in NYC fucked things up, etc. etc.

The boy moved to his NYC apartment earlier this week (he's rooming with a friend) and LO went up to visit him for a few days. Despite them missing out on the 4th of July together, she was excited. She was supposed to come home today, but she arrived hours earlier than I expected and had to call me to open the front door. "What happened?" I asked. LO then recounts a travel story that started at 5am this morning when she took the subway to Penn Station. "Why were you traveling by yourself on the subway at 5am???" I asked.

"I didn't want to stay at his apartment. The boyfriend and I broke up at 2am last night," replied LO. "Oh I'm sorry. I'm not surprised because of his new job." I said. "Oh no that wasn't it," LO said. "He was meeting girls on Tinder and sending them dick pics -well, he sent the same dick pic to several girls- when he was dating me." Me, "Whaaaaaaaaat?"

"Yep. I caught him last night. He fell asleep at 10 and his mom texted. I picked up his phone because his parents were coming this morning and I wanted to set an alarm. I saw the text messages and then confronted him. He said he wanted new material to masturbate to. I told him there was me and there was porn. So I changed my ticket to the first train back home."

"I got him good though," continued LO. "Since the text messages from the girls still had their number, I was able to text one of them, so I introduced myself and told her what happened. I also told her not to worry about being a homewrecker because he was texting other girls." LO then told me that the girl she texted thanked her because she had no idea, and that she wasn't really into him anyway after the dick pic.

"Oh my god LO, you are vicious." I said. "I only learned from the best, Mom." said LO.

LO then went into her room and has been sleeping ever since. Boys, man, boys.

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Not really .... I don't know by Herring (2.00 / 0) #1 Sat Jul 08, 2017 at 05:35:13 PM EST
(Mrs. H. got the arse on about be exchanging texts with A about mundane stuff but hey)

It ought to be obvious, and if it's not then it ought to be taught in every school. Sending an unsolicited - or even solicited - picture of your cock to a person of your preferred gender is .... I don't know. What do they expect it to achieve?

Bloke sounds like an idiot. But then there seem to be a lot of them about.

You can't inspire people with facts
- Small Gods

I don't know... by yankeehack (2.00 / 0) #2 Sat Jul 08, 2017 at 08:58:48 PM EST
In LO's ex-boyfriend's case, the dick pic thing is more...disappointing than anything. LO has said that he was repressed a bit (the very Catholic family, Catholic education from kindergarten through college, and he is expected to be the good son) but that isn't an excuse.

All I can say unfortunate that he now has to figure out his sexuality and how to deal with his preferred gender as a 22 year old man.
"...she dares to indulge in the secret sport. You can't be a MILF with the F, at least in part because the M is predicated upon it."-CBB

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In his defense by vorheesleatherface (2.00 / 0) #9 Tue Oct 24, 2017 at 11:01:37 AM EST
I hear it's real hard being REARED in the Catholic church.

Did you hear the one about the alter boy who was reared in the church? He wanted to leave but he couldn't bear to leave his little brothers behind.

How do you know when a Catholic Priest is gay?

...okay, okay I'll stop now.

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What a boner to pull by lm (4.00 / 2) #3 Sun Jul 09, 2017 at 12:59:14 PM EST

There is no more degenerate kind of state than that in which the richest are supposed to be the best.
Cicero, The Republic
I thank God by wiredog (4.00 / 2) #4 Sun Jul 09, 2017 at 02:56:15 PM EST
We didn't have networked cameras when I was in high school.

Earth First!
(We can strip mine the rest later.)

wow, sending dick pics to his mom... by the mariner (4.00 / 1) #5 Sun Jul 09, 2017 at 09:54:21 PM EST
that's weird even for catholics. your daughter dodged the bullet imo.

Dick Pics by me0w (4.00 / 4) #6 Tue Jul 11, 2017 at 08:47:45 AM EST
It's not just young men. This whole getting back into the dating scene - there seem to be lots of men who want to show you pictures of their penis. It's disturbing. Now when I get one, I send a penis picture back. Usually ends the conversation.

Fight fire with fire... by gmd (2.00 / 0) #7 Tue Jul 11, 2017 at 02:20:52 PM EST
interestingly no women ever sent me photos of their nether regions when I made my brief and ill-fated foray into the world of online dating... 

gmd - HuSi's second most dimwitted overprivileged user.
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... by ana (2.00 / 0) #8 Tue Jul 11, 2017 at 02:30:52 PM EST
There was an episode of the Note To Self podcast a while back about parental controls, concerns, etc. and they wandered into a sex-ed class for young teen girls (I think maybe the producer's kid was in the class? One forgets).

Anyway, when the conversation turned to such things, the girls got out their phones and were comparing all the pictures that (presumably) male people had sent them, and asking pointed questions about why they're so different, etc.

It's kind of appalling, but apparently nowadays a typical girl has a collection of these things by the time she's, what, 13 or so.

Or get rabies. Also don't do that. --scrymarch

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