So hey, I finally moved to Cascadia like I had talked about doing since, I don't know, 2006? I'm in Portland, specifically. Actually, I work in downtown Portland, but I live out in a suburb just on the west side of the city. What this means is that all of the people who actually live in Portland look down their noses at me for being a boring suburban loser, but the people I meet out in the country assume I'm a snobby effete urban asshole. If the shoe fits, right?
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