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By BadDoggie (Tue Sep 24, 2013 at 03:01:14 PM EST) (all tags)
INSERT INTO
        canine_family
                (fname, mname, sex, bdate, btimeUTC, bweight_gm, blength_cm)
        VALUES
                (Somewhat, Recalcitrant, M, 20130920, 08:48, 3730, 51);
COMMIT;


Somewhat Recalcitrant Puppy
** 1 row(s) inserted **
** SQL Statement Execute Time: 23,290,440 seconds *>*
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A little more custom SQL | 24 comments (24 topical, 0 hidden)
Unfortunately by Captain Tenille (4.00 / 1) #1 Tue Sep 24, 2013 at 03:22:33 PM EST
That row was inserted into the wrong database. You forgot to issue CONNECT sugar_spun; before executing that statement.

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(Congratulations though) by Captain Tenille (4.00 / 1) #2 Tue Sep 24, 2013 at 03:22:54 PM EST
 

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CONNECT sugar_spun by BadDoggie (4.00 / 1) #3 Tue Sep 24, 2013 at 03:37:11 PM EST
Default conditions don't need explicit instructions.

woof.

That which can be asserted without evidence can be dismissed without evidence. -- Christopher Hitchens

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But by Herring (4.00 / 4) #9 Tue Sep 24, 2013 at 05:40:25 PM EST
You have to connect on the correct port.

You can't inspire people with facts
- Small Gods

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Babby-creation is port-dependent.. by BadDoggie (2.00 / 0) #14 Wed Sep 25, 2013 at 01:26:41 AM EST
Like telnet. And FTP. And my health and well-being.

woof.

That which can be asserted without evidence can be dismissed without evidence. -- Christopher Hitchens

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How are you by anonimouse (2.00 / 0) #18 Wed Sep 25, 2013 at 09:59:38 AM EST
..health and wellbeing-wise that is? 

Girls come and go but a mortgage is for 25 years -- JtL
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I ate'nt dead yet. by BadDoggie (4.00 / 3) #19 Wed Sep 25, 2013 at 12:40:20 PM EST
</GrannyWeatherwax> Keeping up, thanks for asking.

woof.

That which can be asserted without evidence can be dismissed without evidence. -- Christopher Hitchens

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Haha clever. by dark nowhere (2.00 / 0) #4 Tue Sep 24, 2013 at 04:24:45 PM EST
And congrats.

TIL: there's a good kind of SQL injection.

But did you really issue the statement outside of a transaction, only to commit after?

Okay, I'm done.

See you, space cowboy.

Congrats, by ana (2.00 / 0) #5 Tue Sep 24, 2013 at 04:44:58 PM EST
as i said to the missus in that other place.

I now know what the noise that is usually spelled "lolwhut" sounds like. --Kellnerin

Congratulations! by infinitera (2.00 / 0) #6 Tue Sep 24, 2013 at 05:06:50 PM EST
I hope SRP and SS are well, and that MNP thinks the commit is great!

[…] a professional layabout. Which I aspire to be, but am not yet. — CheeseburgerBrown

Woo! by TheophileEscargot (2.00 / 0) #7 Tue Sep 24, 2013 at 05:24:16 PM EST
Congrats!
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It is unlikely that the good of a snail should reside in its shell: so is it likely that the good of a man should?
Congrats! by georgeha (2.00 / 0) #8 Tue Sep 24, 2013 at 05:26:55 PM EST



Congrats. by Scrymarch (2.00 / 0) #10 Tue Sep 24, 2013 at 08:01:59 PM EST


Iambic Web Certified

congrats! by technician (2.00 / 0) #11 Tue Sep 24, 2013 at 09:30:22 PM EST
Great news, even in SQL.

The blessings of the Tyrant upon the child. by atreides (4.00 / 1) #12 Tue Sep 24, 2013 at 09:31:28 PM EST
Let today be a day of merriment in my domains.

Selah.

He sails from world to world in a flying tomb, serving gods who eat hope.

Prepared statements prepared statements! Bobby ta by dev trash (4.00 / 1) #13 Tue Sep 24, 2013 at 11:00:02 PM EST
er I mean congrats.

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I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR BALLS! ->clock
You have NO IDEA... by BadDoggie (4.00 / 1) #15 Wed Sep 25, 2013 at 01:35:45 AM EST
...how badly I wanted to make his middle name Recalcitrant');  TRUNCATE TABLE name DROP STORAGE;. Considering how wacked-out my actual name is, they just might've done it.

Pain in the ass to fit on three passport applications, though.

woof.

That which can be asserted without evidence can be dismissed without evidence. -- Christopher Hitchens

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Congratulations by jimgon (2.00 / 0) #16 Wed Sep 25, 2013 at 06:16:38 AM EST
 




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Congrats! by Gedvondur (2.00 / 0) #17 Wed Sep 25, 2013 at 08:35:12 AM EST


"So I will be hitting the snatch hard, I think, tonight." - gzt
Cuuuuuute! by iGrrrl (2.00 / 0) #20 Wed Sep 25, 2013 at 01:02:18 PM EST
Congratulations!

"Beautiful wine, talking of scattered everythings"
(and thanks to Scrymarch)

Puppy! by wiredog (2.00 / 0) #21 Wed Sep 25, 2013 at 01:43:34 PM EST
Yay!

Earth First!
(We can strip mine the rest later.)

Congratulations to whole pack! by FlightTest (2.00 / 0) #22 Wed Sep 25, 2013 at 07:58:45 PM EST
[n/t]

Congrats all around!!! by clock (2.00 / 0) #23 Thu Sep 26, 2013 at 07:17:35 PM EST
And well done! 


I agree with clock entirely --Kellnerin

So cute! by flowergrrl (2.00 / 0) #24 Sun Oct 20, 2013 at 03:16:33 PM EST
Congratulations xx

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