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By atreides (Tue Sep 17, 2013 at 02:34:38 AM EST) (all tags)
Ladies and gentlemen, please raise your glasses. To His Imperial Highness, Joshua Norton the First, formerly of Algoa Bay, Cape of Good Hope, Emperor of the United States and Protector of Mexico!


Today is the 154th anniversary of the Ascension of the only Emperor of the United States. Make sure to pay your proper due to him next time you belly up to the bar.
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It's after 5! by dark nowhere (2.00 / 0) #1 Tue Sep 17, 2013 at 08:43:17 AM EST
AM. What? I've been up all night.

Anyway, two fingers of Johnny for the Emperor.

Chill out, snowflake.

Two fingers of Johnny? by wiredog (4.00 / 1) #2 Tue Sep 17, 2013 at 09:18:03 AM EST
Eww. We don't know where those fingers have been!

Earth First!
(We can strip mine the rest later.)

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They've been in my mouth. by dark nowhere (4.00 / 1) #3 Tue Sep 17, 2013 at 10:31:29 AM EST
And on to... darker... places.

Chill out, snowflake.

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Up the Emperor! by ana (2.00 / 0) #4 Tue Sep 17, 2013 at 11:43:11 AM EST
 And his new bridge.

I now know what the noise that is usually spelled "lolwhut" sounds like. --Kellnerin

cheers! by misslake (2.00 / 0) #5 Fri Sep 20, 2013 at 08:54:13 PM EST
to you, and to the emperor!

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