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By TheophileEscargot (Fri Jul 19, 2013 at 08:49:40 AM EST) (all tags)
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It appears to be a life-form of some kind.

Life-form

Projections are that we will encounter the entity at the end of November.

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So by anonimouse (4.00 / 3) #1 Fri Jul 19, 2013 at 09:06:18 AM EST
I take it that's the end of film and book reviews for the next 18  21 100 years


Girls come and go but a mortgage is for 25 years -- JtL
children have films, books, and toys by infinitera (4.00 / 2) #4 Fri Jul 19, 2013 at 09:31:58 AM EST
Congratulations to the Snail!

[…] a professional layabout. Which I aspire to be, but am not yet. — CheeseburgerBrown

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Yes! by darkbrown (4.00 / 1) #7 Fri Jul 19, 2013 at 09:55:48 AM EST
Finally! The long awaited Theophile Escargot reviews of the works of Julia Donaldson & Axel Scheffler!

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Bloody marvellous by Scrymarch (4.00 / 1) #2 Fri Jul 19, 2013 at 09:14:51 AM EST


Iambic Web Certified

Congratulations by ambrosen (4.00 / 1) #3 Fri Jul 19, 2013 at 09:28:59 AM EST
I am sure it will be exceedingly well cared for when it gets here.

Don't think you will be going to so by jump the ladder (4.00 / 2) #5 Fri Jul 19, 2013 at 09:32:36 AM EST
Many galleries, exhibitions or cinema for the next 18 years.

But on the other hand, congratulations!

My childhood memories by Merekat (4.00 / 3) #15 Fri Jul 19, 2013 at 03:40:01 PM EST
Say otherwise.

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Congratulations! by hulver (4.00 / 1) #6 Fri Jul 19, 2013 at 09:41:23 AM EST
To you and Girl B.

Poll needs to be a tickbox.
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Cheese is not a hat. - clock

Congratulations! by toxicfur (4.00 / 1) #8 Fri Jul 19, 2013 at 10:01:39 AM EST
That's absolutely fantastic news!
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The amount of suck that you can put up with can be mind-boggling, but it only really hits you when it then ceases to suck. -- Kellnerin
WOW! by TPD (4.00 / 1) #9 Fri Jul 19, 2013 at 10:54:08 AM EST
Congratulations! 

why sit, when you can sit and swivel with The Ab-SwivellerTM
Congrats! by kwsNI (4.00 / 1) #10 Fri Jul 19, 2013 at 11:10:09 AM EST
So exciting!

Oh yeah, WIPO by kwsNI (4.00 / 1) #11 Fri Jul 19, 2013 at 11:10:58 AM EST
Bogey?

Woo!!! by ucblockhead (4.00 / 1) #12 Fri Jul 19, 2013 at 12:10:52 PM EST
(nt)
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Congratulations!!!! by StackyMcRacky (4.00 / 1) #13 Fri Jul 19, 2013 at 12:32:24 PM EST
Get ready for the ride of your life!!

Congrats. It'll be interesting for you. by Captain Tenille (4.00 / 5) #14 Fri Jul 19, 2013 at 03:35:25 PM EST
Fun fact: In Britain, what we call "babies" they call "crisps". Also, babies are born on the left side of the hospital room in "lorries". 

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Yaaaaaay! by Dr Thrustgood (4.00 / 1) #16 Fri Jul 19, 2013 at 04:23:30 PM EST
Many, many, many congratulations!



Congrats! by clock (4.00 / 1) #17 Fri Jul 19, 2013 at 04:54:35 PM EST
And good luck! You'll love it!!!


I agree with clock entirely --Kellnerin

Excellent. by technician (4.00 / 1) #18 Fri Jul 19, 2013 at 04:59:06 PM EST
This is truly great news!

It looks like me! by me0w (4.00 / 2) #19 Fri Jul 19, 2013 at 05:10:56 PM EST
Congrats :)


"the only reason we PMS is because our uterus is screaming at our brain to go out, get fucked, and have a baby ... and it makes us angry."

WIPO by Herring (4.00 / 1) #20 Fri Jul 19, 2013 at 06:47:02 PM EST
Occasionally infuriating but ultimately brilliant.

Good luck to you and yours sir.

christ, we're all old now - StackyMcRacky

Congratulations (n/t) by motty (4.00 / 1) #21 Sat Jul 20, 2013 at 02:05:28 AM EST


I amd itn ecaptiaghle of drinking sthis d dar - Dr T
congratulations by priestess (4.00 / 1) #22 Sat Jul 20, 2013 at 07:14:27 AM EST
Congratulations, nice work. Hurray.
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Wow by iGrrrl (4.00 / 1) #28 Fri Aug 02, 2013 at 08:35:44 PM EST
Good news pulls 'em out of the woodwork!

"Beautiful wine, talking of scattered everythings"
(and thanks to Scrymarch)

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Congratulations by jimgon (4.00 / 1) #23 Sat Jul 20, 2013 at 08:44:33 AM EST
Good luck.  Many wishes for a happy and healthy delivery. 




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Congrats! by georgeha (4.00 / 1) #24 Sat Jul 20, 2013 at 06:35:46 PM EST



2nd trimester sex will rock your world. by ammoniacal (4.00 / 1) #25 Sun Jul 21, 2013 at 01:04:39 AM EST
Congrats!

"To this day that was the most bullshit caesar salad I have every experienced..." - triggerfinger

Congrats, TE and Girl B! by Breaker (4.00 / 1) #26 Wed Jul 24, 2013 at 04:07:44 PM EST
Hope the rest of the pregnancy goes swimmingly.


Doesn't look like gallstones by Herring (4.00 / 1) #27 Sun Jul 28, 2013 at 08:57:38 PM EST
so that's something.

Have you thought of names? Zeno Escargot has a ring to it.

christ, we're all old now - StackyMcRacky

Hooray by iGrrrl (4.00 / 1) #29 Fri Aug 02, 2013 at 08:36:28 PM EST
I hope everything is boring up to the big day! (Boring pregnancies are healthy ones.)

"Beautiful wine, talking of scattered everythings"
(and thanks to Scrymarch)

May the goods bless him for 999 generations by Tonatiuh (4.00 / 1) #30 Fri Sep 27, 2013 at 09:28:00 AM EST
I won't give your 1001 generation a free blessing, as said previously, cyborgs don't need it.

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