Print Story Mikhail Kalashnikov dies aged 94
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By anonimouse (Mon Dec 23, 2013 at 12:02:47 PM EST) (all tags)
Truly a Russian machine gunning icon


He will be missed.


A case of the Grim Reaper collecting a grim reaper

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The ghost of John Browning laughs by georgeha (2.00 / 0) #1 Mon Dec 23, 2013 at 02:16:54 PM EST
and wonders if the AK will still be an official military arm in 2047.


just how many militaries use by wumpus (2.00 / 0) #2 Mon Dec 23, 2013 at 05:11:54 PM EST
AK-47s? My guess is that there is absolutely no way even most of them can be replaced in 36 years.

Wumpus

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More like... by atreides (2.00 / 0) #3 Tue Dec 24, 2013 at 10:41:39 AM EST
They use the millions of unaccounted ones to replace their stores. Though, in the far future, when we've been nuked back to the Stone Age, our radiated descendants will probably be able to carve them out of wood...

He sails from world to world in a flying tomb, serving gods who eat hope.

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It is claimed... by Vulch (2.00 / 0) #4 Wed Dec 25, 2013 at 12:39:34 PM EST
That after the Russian invasion of Afghanistan in the 70s, Afghan blacksmiths finally stopped churning out Brown Bess muzzle loading muskets in their village smithies and switched to the AK-47. Ammunition is the tricky bit...



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Old, but good. by Gedvondur (4.00 / 2) #5 Wed Dec 25, 2013 at 11:11:29 PM EST
Anon:  So, I'm looknig for a rail system for my AK.  I find side rails fugly, but will settle for one if need be. was lookin at something similar to what in my pic, but idk if they suck or if they are for ticticool noobs.

any input?

IVAN CHESNOKOV:

WHY YOU WNT RAIL FOR KALASHINKKOV?  IS NOT GOOD ENOUGH AS PROCURED FROM IZHEVSK MECHANICAL WORKS?  YOU THINK NEEDS IMPROVEMENT? THEN MAYBE YOU FIND JOB WITH ARMY OF RUSSIA!  YOU HAVE DRINKS WITH MIKHAIL KALASHNIKOV, TRADE STORY OF MANY WEAPONS DESIGNED AND DETAILS OF SCHOOL FOR ENGINEERING!

OR MAYBE YOU NOT DO THIS. PROBABLY IS BECAUSE YOU NEVER DESIGN WEAPON IN WHOLE LIFE. YOU LOOK AT FINE RUSSIAN RIFLE, THINK IT NEED CRAZY SHIT STICK ON ALL SIDES OF WEAPON.  YOU HAVE DISEASE OF AMERICAN CAPITALIST, CHANGE THING THAT IS FINE FOR NO REASON EXCEPT TO LOOK DIFFERENT FROM COMRADE. YOU PUT CHEAP FLASHLIGHT OF CHINESE SLAVE FACTORY ON ONE SIDE, YOU PUT BAD SCOPE OF AMERICAN MIDDLE WEST ON OTHER SIDE, YOU PUT FRONT PISTOL GRIP ON BOTTOM SO YOU THINK YOU ARE LIKE AMERICAN MOVIE GUY JOHN RAMBO.  MAYBE YOU PUT SEX DILDO ON TOP TO FUCK YOURSELF IN ASSHOLE FOR MAKING SHAMEFUL TRAVESTY OF RIFLE OF MIKHAIL KALASHNIKOV, NO?

RIFLE IS FINE.  YOU FUCK IT, IT ONLY GET HEAVY AND YOU STILL NO HIT LARGEST SIDE OF BARN.  GO TO FIRING RANGE, PRACTICE WITH MANY MAGAZINE OF CARTRIDGE.  THEN YOU NOT NEED DUMB SHIT PUT ON SIDE OF RIFLE.

"...it isn't like I dug up her great-grandmother and fucked her in the eye socket." - clock
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