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By TPD (Mon Dec 31, 2012 at 07:28:38 AM EST) (all tags)
He stands on the precipice of twenty thirteen,
and finds himself reflecting on what last year has seen.
It wasn't a bad one, if all truth be told,
though Tony turned 40 and now feels quite old!....
(see inside for more hideously bad poetry)

Rhymebreak: OK that's my rhyme, but the story goes on
at least if you rhymebreak, and describe your year (in song)

He was a best man, an honour, it's true.
before giving the speech, he was a pale white hue.
A couple of relationships - though neither were long,
(maybe that's down to how he looks in a thong).
He put fingers in ear and sang  la la  , of course...
that means 2013 still needs a final divorce.
He did many press-ups and lost him some fat,
but then came Christmas (he gained half of it back!)
And as for the next year, what will it involve,
should there be any targets, to set (with resolve).
he has but two aims that he's setting this year,
more social life in Nowheresville, and a year of good cheer!
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Cute. by muchagecko (4.00 / 1) #1 Wed Jan 02, 2013 at 12:47:27 AM EST
But I'll slap you if you say you're old ever again.

A purpose gives you a reason to wake up every morning.
So a purpose is like a box of powdered donut holes?
My Name is Earl

Fair 'nough by TPD (4.00 / 1) #2 Wed Jan 02, 2013 at 04:42:41 AM EST
it won't again be mentioned, at least till the next milestone date come around! 

why sit, when you can sit and swivel with The Ab-SwivellerTM
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Someone's already done it by Herring (4.00 / 1) #3 Wed Jan 02, 2013 at 05:58:32 AM EST
in song. Doesn't rhyme though.

You can't inspire people with facts
- Small Gods

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