Print Story Growing a moustache for shits and giggles
I'm not one to follow the herd. So you won't find me participating in illuminati based mass hysteria.


But I've often wondered what impact growing a moustache would have on my life. And as a scientist, the best way to determine this is by means of an experiment. And so I have started to grow one.

So far, the results are not very impressive. One person has laughed at me, and no one else seems to have noticed. Since a moustache is clearly an attention seeking device, this seems like a massive fail.

I will report on future developments as and when they happen.

In other news I have entered into a BDSM relationship with a submissive German girl I met via an online dating site. So far so good, I hope she doesn't make any unacceptable demands like my last submissive gf did. Just because I'm a dominant male doesn't mean I'm up for any level of role play. I have my limits.

Finally, I got a massive slightly unexpected six-figure bonus at work, and rather than donate it charity, I decided in true 1%er style to buy a new car, so I am now the proud owner of a Lamborghini Aventador. That will enable me to "keep up with the Batemans" as it were.

The great thing about being a psychopath is not caring what others think about you.

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let me offer my support and affirmation by the mariner (4.00 / 5) #1 Sun Dec 23, 2012 at 02:29:42 AM EST
of your alternative lifestyle choices. i wish you luck in your new relationship and i hope it will help you to gain an appreciation of germans and their unique culture. 

FYI by ana (4.00 / 3) #2 Sun Dec 23, 2012 at 12:39:38 PM EST
Hair on one's upper lip is incompatible with a scuba mask. 

I now know what the noise that is usually spelled "lolwhut" sounds like. --Kellnerin

Are you speaking from personal experience? by dmg (2.00 / 0) #3 Sun Dec 23, 2012 at 04:29:27 PM EST
I'm not sure how seriously to take the opinions of a stranger on the Internet....
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What unacceptable demands? by anonimouse (4.00 / 1) #4 Mon Dec 24, 2012 at 06:10:57 AM EST
Marriage?

Congratulations on writing a diary talking about yourself, whether true or not. I do hope that you get all the leather and pvc gear you need for Christmas.


Girls come and go but a mortgage is for 25 years -- JtL
PVC? by dmg (2.00 / 0) #5 Mon Dec 24, 2012 at 11:13:40 AM EST
What kind of pervert do you think I am?
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I don't know what kind of pervert you are by anonimouse (4.00 / 1) #6 Mon Dec 24, 2012 at 06:08:10 PM EST
Hence "all the xxxx and yyyy you need" is valid for needed values of zero.


Girls come and go but a mortgage is for 25 years -- JtL
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lies! by dev trash (4.00 / 2) #7 Mon Dec 31, 2012 at 11:03:42 PM EST
Everyone knows the tax rate in all countries aside from the USA is 110%

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