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Christmas
By TPD (Mon Dec 17, 2012 at 09:45:20 AM EST) (all tags)
OK dear reader 
this task, I, you, assign
write a letter to Santa
but please make it rhyme

And Santa will answer,
(if you're not a jerk),
and yes it is truly Santa...
not just some bored bloke at work


Rhymebreak: Dear Santa...

also bonus material a message to SWWNO and PEPSI


Tis the night before christmas
and the kids all sent letters
addressed to Saint Nick
saying "Santa please get us.."

BUT he's got his own list
that he's checked more than once
the kids will get nowt
for they're mischievous runts 

Did they not read the small print
They've been naughty not nice!
Santa will not come -
no mince pies will entice

for they've been very bad
such very bad children
they can put away those stockings
as SANTA will not fill them!

So let this little rhyme be 
a lesson to all
brother and sisters
will get NAUGHT if they brawl

did you guess who I am
why surely you know
I'll bid you good bye
with a ho.... blinking... ho

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Dear Santa by anonimouse (4.00 / 2) #1 Mon Dec 17, 2012 at 10:06:04 AM EST
I'm not terribly good you see,
but I'd get my present gratefully,
if you put oGirl in one of your outfits,
under the tree just for me. 

Girls come and go but a mortgage is for 25 years -- JtL
Santa replies by TPD (4.00 / 5) #2 Mon Dec 17, 2012 at 10:27:31 AM EST
Well I checked the list
and you've been terribly naughty
why she's barely an adult
and you're more than forty

and should I grant this wish
when your request is so shocking
and I seriously doubt
it'd be her first time in a stocking

But I am Saint Nick
so here's what I'll do
I'll deliver the gift,
addressed to Mrs Mouse not you.


why sit, when you can sit and swivel with The Ab-SwivellerTM
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Grotto seven! by anonimouse (4.00 / 4) #4 Mon Dec 17, 2012 at 10:39:30 AM EST
I may have been naughty,
and I may be over forty,
but its all in a good cause,
and I haven't broken any laws.

I don't see why my request is shocking,
you must have seen her pic in stockings,
because winter is so cold,
help me keep warm and aid the old!



Girls come and go but a mortgage is for 25 years -- JtL
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Santa replies by TPD (4.00 / 7) #5 Mon Dec 17, 2012 at 11:02:01 AM EST
You've broken no laws
you've committed no crime,
and for all of your flaws
you asked nicely this time

So I make good your wishes
with a traditional 'ho ho'
and wont give your gift to the Mrs
(if you send her stocking photo)




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lol by ammoniacal (4.00 / 1) #8 Tue Dec 18, 2012 at 12:51:53 AM EST


"To this day that was the most bullshit caesar salad I have every experienced..." - triggerfinger

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also by TPD (2.00 / 0) #3 Mon Dec 17, 2012 at 10:34:38 AM EST
how the hell did I only just discover

Epic Rap Battles of History
 

Genius


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I turned up at the Vibe bar by jump the ladder (2.00 / 0) #6 Mon Dec 17, 2012 at 01:49:42 PM EST
At around 745 and waited there for an hour. didn't see you unless you were at the FoE xmas bash?

I was at the vibe bar by TPD (2.00 / 0) #7 Mon Dec 17, 2012 at 04:20:33 PM EST
not sure how we didn't meet? 

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