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By gzt (Wed Jul 14, 2010 at 12:22:02 PM EST) gzt, paul bunyan, star wars, hatred (all tags)
Namely, ANGER ABOUT STAR WARS. And ANGER ABOUT USAW.


And HUNGER.

Am about 100 pages into Fellowship of the Ring. It's as awesome as BEING AN AMERICAN. I remember when I first read The Hobbit. I was in first grade, my dad was like, "You're looking for something to read? Here, read this." It took me quite some time. I read LOTR in second grade. I also read a lot of American folk tale stuff, like Paul Bunyan (though he is now thought to be "fakelore", not that there's anything wrong with that), Pecos Bill (ditto), that kind of crap, then some Robin Hood (Pyle). And Greek or Roman myths. I wondered for quite some time what the book on Robin Hood or the book on Greek myths was, and how it must be hidden off in the mysterious adult section of the library. The answer, of course, is more complex than that.

Crap, I am probably so easy to troll about this Star Wars stuff right now. I mean, I'm not a Star Wars geek, I'd probably get last place in Star Wars Trivial Pursuit against any of you. I just have, for whatever reason, so much hatred and pain about it.

That's about enough for today.

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Star Wars trolling by georgeha (4.00 / 2) #1 Wed Jul 14, 2010 at 01:12:52 PM EST
it's hard for me, I have some empathy.


I had a crush on Sloughfoot Sue. by ammoniacal (2.00 / 0) #2 Wed Jul 14, 2010 at 02:24:01 PM EST
Is that so wrong?

"To this day that was the most bullshit caesar salad I have every experienced..." - triggerfinger

hunger is my favorite emotion. by garlic (2.00 / 0) #3 Wed Jul 14, 2010 at 06:10:05 PM EST


Tell you what's awesome. by ambrosen (4.00 / 2) #4 Wed Jul 14, 2010 at 07:48:53 PM EST
Am about 100 pages into Fellowship of the Ring. It's as awesome as BEING AN AMERICAN.
I have friends who live opposite the caves in the Shire (Staffordshire, in this case) that Tolkein was inspired by to create Hobbiton. I humbly submit that Fellowship of the Ring is more awesome than you say. To whit: It's as awesome as BEING BRITISH.</jingoism>

Star Wars Trolling by duxup (2.00 / 0) #5 Fri Jul 16, 2010 at 05:13:44 PM EST
Is that really possible with where the franchise went with those last three movies?   I mean any fanboy you catch who is still that devoted to where they took that stuff is probably to pitiful to get any joy out of trolling him.  You could try trolling the first three movies but that just makes it more obvious.

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here's what I mean: by gzt (4.00 / 1) #6 Fri Jul 16, 2010 at 06:05:25 PM EST
my level of vitriol for the new trilogy is so high it is probably fairly easy to troll me.

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