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By gzt (Tue Jun 08, 2010 at 03:26:26 PM EST) gzt, softball, breasts, tattoos, free pop (all tags)
In case anybody was misled by garlic's comments.


Nor will I ever have any. I'm that straight edge.

I finished reading everything on http://www.abadcaseofthedates.com . Unfortunate. It was highly enjoyable.

She and Him was an enjoyable show. It's not the greatest music, frankly, but it's quite pleasant and entertaining. Teh Wife remarked, and I agree, that the appeal to hipsters is more about the image of Zooey Deschanel than the music.

Speaking of tattoos, we saw a woman with tattoos on the train that seemed to go all the way up her rather short shorts. One looked like some sort of lactating mermaid. Really, it looked like the mermaid was squeezing her breasts and stuff was coming out. Whatte the swyve? It was high enough on her legs, though, that it could be easily covered if she wanted to do so.

The pop machine seem to be popping out extras. I did not notice there was a Coke Zero sitting in the dispenser tray and ordered a Cherry Coke Zero - two came out. So I gave away the extra two to coworkers. Free pop FTW.

Crap, they want salary stuff analyzed here? Bloody hell. I have to run a special report to do that.

Apparently Teh Wife has gotten my TrueProtein package. Huzzah. [crude comment redacted]

My default method of texting people is to go to my inbox and reply to one of their texts. By people, I mean Teh Wife. I sometimes get paranoid that I'm accidentally sending a text intended for Teh Wife to somebody else I've texted recently. That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

Interesting: http://www.pocketmod.com/v2/ I can't get the weather widget to work. It's a great idea: customize a thingy to print out, fold up, and carry with you in your pocket to jot down notes and transfer later to your electical devices. Print a new one every day or whatever. Can include a weather forecast and a sudoku.

I feel like I'm really big sometimes.

Company is having some $DIVISION Olympics tomorrow. I'm doing tug-of-war, softball, and kickball. I'm going to dominate at softball. Somebody in the department also organized a friendly softball game a couple weeks from now. Again, I'm going to dominate. I can hit the ball very hard, sprint pretty fast, and throw pretty far compared to everybody else around here. I plan on hitting two home runs tomorrow. Just watch. I'll do even better in two weeks because it will be a full game rather than a 55 minute game. I'll let you know how I manage.

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tattoos by aphrael (2.00 / 0) #1 Tue Jun 08, 2010 at 03:49:48 PM EST
i'm not a straight edge. But i'd never have tattoos.

I'm terrified of needles.
If television is a babysitter, the internet is a drunk librarian who won't shut up.

I'm not opposed to the idea by clover kicker (2.00 / 0) #2 Tue Jun 08, 2010 at 03:55:57 PM EST
But I fear commitment, just can't imagine an image I'm sure I'll enjoy seeing for the next 40, 50 years.

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ORLY? by ammoniacal (2.00 / 0) #10 Tue Jun 08, 2010 at 06:01:41 PM EST
I've had mine for 20 years and I'm sometimes startled when I see them.

"To this day that was the most bullshit caesar salad I have every experienced..." - triggerfinger

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i tend to forget about mine by LilFlightTest (2.00 / 0) #16 Wed Jun 09, 2010 at 09:42:06 AM EST
since i can't really see it easily...
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if de-virgination results in me being able to birth hammerhead sharks, SIGN ME UP!!! --misslake
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I hereby volunteer to find them. by ammoniacal (2.00 / 0) #20 Wed Jun 09, 2010 at 12:21:42 PM EST
I will need NOODZ first.

"To this day that was the most bullshit caesar salad I have every experienced..." - triggerfinger

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OMG! by ammoniacal (2.00 / 0) #11 Tue Jun 08, 2010 at 06:04:34 PM EST
They don't even break the skin!

"To this day that was the most bullshit caesar salad I have every experienced..." - triggerfinger

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I like mine by lm (2.00 / 0) #13 Tue Jun 08, 2010 at 06:08:48 PM EST
But it needs to be expanded a bit. Someday this will happen.

There is no more degenerate kind of state than that in which the richest are supposed to be the best.
Cicero, The Republic
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Go with sleeves. by wiredog (2.00 / 0) #15 Wed Jun 09, 2010 at 09:17:06 AM EST


Earth First!
(We can strip mine the rest later.)

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Well, it's on my chest by lm (2.00 / 0) #22 Wed Jun 09, 2010 at 06:28:08 PM EST
The only time it gets seen in public is when I go swimming.

To expand it into a sleeve would be a bit odd and, more importantly, not something I'm terribly interested in doing.


There is no more degenerate kind of state than that in which the richest are supposed to be the best.
Cicero, The Republic
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protein powder by MillMan (2.00 / 0) #3 Tue Jun 08, 2010 at 04:36:08 PM EST
I think you mentioned  this previously, but do you know where I can get straight up whey protein without any flavor additives and (hopefully) no other additives for that matter?

"Just as there are no atheists in foxholes, there are no libertarians in financial crises." -Krugman

TrueProtein. by gzt (2.00 / 0) #4 Tue Jun 08, 2010 at 04:47:55 PM EST
Dirt cheap straight up whey. http://trueprotein.com Okay, they have soy lecithin, it looks like. If that's okay, then you're golden.

Good customer service and delivery times. Shipping is a tad expensive, but it's what UPS charges. The lame experience I had ordering from them is a result of errors on my end, not theirs (not being there to take the package).

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-1, absurd levels of consumer "choice" by MillMan (2.00 / 0) #12 Tue Jun 08, 2010 at 06:08:26 PM EST
Which one did you buy?

"Just as there are no atheists in foxholes, there are no libertarians in financial crises." -Krugman

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I bought this: by gzt (2.00 / 0) #14 Tue Jun 08, 2010 at 06:18:52 PM EST
http://www.trueprotein.com/Product_Details.aspx?cid=22&pid=6842

If you want less, buy this: http://www.trueprotein.com/Product_Details.aspx?cid=22&pid=6740 And select appropriate options (unflavored and unsweetened if that's what you want). You may want the WPC/WPI or Ultra blend instead, but I don't really think it's necessary.

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also, I don't have a beard. by garlic (2.00 / 0) #5 Tue Jun 08, 2010 at 05:09:07 PM EST
just stubble. Not cool stubble, but lazy stubble.


I believe by garlic (2.00 / 0) #6 Tue Jun 08, 2010 at 05:14:08 PM EST
that I've started dashing off comments in a off-handed manner and hitting post. These comments  don't always convey the full meaning of my thoughts. Mostly I don't think this matter's much (it's just the internets) but occasionaly I regret them afterwards. Like above.

I have stubble not because I'm cool, but because I'm lazy. And because I have facial hair like a 14 year old, it isn't even accidentally cool.


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I think that came through by gzt (2.00 / 0) #8 Tue Jun 08, 2010 at 05:20:34 PM EST
That is exactly how I understood your comment.

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also, also by garlic (2.00 / 0) #7 Tue Jun 08, 2010 at 05:17:53 PM EST
I agree about the show. The small time bands from recent columbia college grads that I've been going to have been slightly similar in style but better songs (for my taste anyway), but because they don't have a famous person in them, they're still small time.

I also had some misunderstanding about the stage at millenium park. I expected that we'd be able to see it (disregarding people standing) sitting on the lawn. That was not the case.


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hipsters by yankeehack (2.00 / 0) #9 Tue Jun 08, 2010 at 05:59:24 PM EST
I am always going to hate Zooey for marrying my boyfriend Ben Gibbard.
"...she dares to indulge in the secret sport. You can't be a MILF with the F, at least in part because the M is predicated upon it."-CBB
WAIT! by nightflameblue (2.00 / 0) #17 Wed Jun 09, 2010 at 10:15:09 AM EST
There's Cherry Coke Zero? I allow myself two pops a week, max, and usually only one. Inevitably it's Coke Zero just because I need some carbonation every once in a while. If I had known there was Cherry Coke Zero. . . time to update the shopping list.

Also, Zooey. I will offer redacted thumbs up.

Yes. by gzt (2.00 / 0) #18 Wed Jun 09, 2010 at 10:41:40 AM EST
But you're in the middle of nowhere, who knows if they have it?

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Let me know when they quit making it. by nightflameblue (2.00 / 0) #19 Wed Jun 09, 2010 at 11:42:19 AM EST
That's about the time we get those sorts of things.

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We have it in WA. It's de-lish. by ammoniacal (2.00 / 0) #21 Wed Jun 09, 2010 at 12:38:45 PM EST
That's WAshington, not Western Australia.

It's a good mixer with vodak, if you drink.

"To this day that was the most bullshit caesar salad I have every experienced..." - triggerfinger

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