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By nightflameblue (Fri Apr 30, 2010 at 02:43:40 PM EST) (all tags)
The crapateria has added two slushy machines.


Every time I think I'm out they suck me back in.

Oh Cherry Slushy, you're so worth the brain freeze.

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WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK by LinDze (2.00 / 0) #1 Sat May 01, 2010 at 04:04:16 AM EST
They came first for the Pepsi in the cafeteria
  And I didnt speak up 'cause I dont drink Pepsi
Then they came for the high fructose corn syrup
  And I didnt speak up 'cause I dont like high fructose corn syrup
Then they came for the big soda fountain
  And I didnt speak up 'cause I didnt use the big soda fountain
Then they came for the ice machine
  And I didnt speak up 'cause I'm speechless that I have to get my fucking ice out of a plastic fucking cooler


-Lin Dze
Arbeit Macht Frei
U FAIL IT by nightflameblue (2.00 / 0) #2 Sat May 01, 2010 at 11:02:53 AM EST
Even though we have a health-nazi HR department trying to run the crapateria, they keep adding unhealthy but oh so good things.

Fountain pop. 75 cents for a great big ass-whuppin' sized cup.

Brats and burgers most every day straight off the grill.

Dessert tray, always stocked.

Doughnuts and breakfast sammiches.

And my personal favorite, and the one that makes the head of HR go into conniptions, biscuits and gravy. And it's GOOD biscuits and gravy, not that wussy non-sausage containing gravy.



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Sigh. Stupid hippy capilist pigs by LinDze (2.00 / 0) #3 Sun May 02, 2010 at 01:41:53 AM EST
I think theyre also using pricing to influence food choices. The only big name sodas are cans only, for a buck a piece.

-Lin Dze
Arbeit Macht Frei
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