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By gzt (Tue Mar 02, 2010 at 01:41:21 PM EST) gzt, hundred (all tags)
gzt gets paid $100 under the table. Shuck that jive, nobody will ever know. NO TAXES. And he rocks out like a rockstar.


He buys $97 worth of McDonald's, of which like $10 is tax, and eats it all while getting 70's Big. He then buys a deck of cards for like $3, $0.30 in tax, and tears it in half. gzt is more awesome than you. Total tax expenditure: $10.30. Total calories consumed: 34,000. Total protein consumed: 1914g.

Crap. I have to work on tearing that deck of cards in half.

NOTE TO GOVERNMENT AUDITORS: I neither get paid under the table nor consume that much McDonald's.

Though, I suppose, given my situation, it should be gzt and the $700. Oh well.

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