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Wizards and Hobbits
By TPD (Tue Nov 02, 2010 at 09:59:17 AM EST) (all tags)
Meeting Herring in the Anchor at some future point this evening

Also a Magic wish Tuesday

No updates even though I am overdue with lots to tell

An English man an Irish man and a Scottish man walk into a pub, and the landlord says, "Is this some sort of Tiebreak": An English man an Irish man and a Scottish man walk into a pub, and the landlord says, "Is this some sort of blank"


You would never believe what happened to me today..... the Magic wish fairy came by and she sang me this little song

'Twas the second of November 
and all through the flat
no creature was stirring
not even a rat
And wishes were wished
in the comments on HuSi
and those wishes got granted
ones that rhymed (I am fussy)

So want you world peace
a guitar, BMX,
rock hard abdominals
or Arnie like pecks
commit your desire
in a comment below
and your wish will be answered
(can you guess work is slow?)
< Americans: please vote | I'm bad at waiting >
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"Oh damn" by hulver (4.00 / 3) #1 Tue Nov 02, 2010 at 10:46:17 AM EST
Cursed hulver,
As he slaughtered a Mime.
"I would make a wish,
But I can't make a rhyme."
--
Cheese is not a hat. - clock
PS. by hulver (4.00 / 1) #2 Tue Nov 02, 2010 at 10:46:45 AM EST
Have a virtual pint for me. London's a bit far.
--
Cheese is not a hat. - clock
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while you may protest by TPD (4.00 / 1) #3 Tue Nov 02, 2010 at 12:00:33 PM EST
that your skills are far worse
the wish fairy insists
you're a master of verse

so rather than kill
that helpless dumb entertainer
turn to poetry Lord Hulver
she says "that's a no brainer"

And soon you will find
out for yourself
as a budding lord Byron
you will be blessed with great wealth

And as for your other comment
try as I "mignt"
I can think of no wordage
to rhyme with a pint!



why sit, when you can sit and swivel with The Ab-SwivellerTM
[ Parent ]
A job. by muchagecko (4.00 / 1) #4 Tue Nov 02, 2010 at 12:05:26 PM EST
Any job really. I've got rent due.


A purpose gives you a reason to wake up every morning.
So a purpose is like a box of powdered donut holes?
Exactly
My Name is Earl

well, I'm here. by Herring (2.00 / 0) #5 Tue Nov 02, 2010 at 01:30:57 PM EST
and I'm not Dave

christ, we're all old now - StackyMcRacky
TPD is at the bar by Herring (4.00 / 1) #7 Tue Nov 02, 2010 at 02:16:58 PM EST
and all is right with the world

christ, we're all old now - StackyMcRacky
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I wish by sugar spun (4.00 / 2) #6 Tue Nov 02, 2010 at 01:36:04 PM EST
for my daughter to go to sleep soon
Because I'm heartily sick of reading Goodnight Moon.

I wish the HR rep's head here on a plate;
My problem is solved but my payment is late.

Finally I wish for health all around
May that, wealth and happiness
    - rhyme this how? I frowned.

k by Nigga (3.75 / 4) #8 Tue Nov 02, 2010 at 04:22:56 PM EST
Alright we got a genie granting us wishes
Grant me a bigger dick to satisfy my bitches
Or how about we upset democracy with magic
Cause the outcome of the prop 19 poll is tragic
And if this genie ain't stingy I know I get three
My last one is for yall to not mod bomb me!



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