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By yicky yacky (Tue Aug 25, 2009 at 05:06:02 AM EST) (all tags)

In Affectionate Remembrance

OF

AUSTRALIAN CRICKET SUPREMACY,

WHICH DIED AT THE OVAL

ON

23rd AUGUST, 2009,

Deeply lamented by a large circle of sorrowing friends and acquaintances.

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R.I.P.
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N.B.—The body will be cremated and the ashes interred in South London.



[Yeah, that was cold, I know. But it's a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity ...]

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Missing information by anonimouse (4.00 / 1) #1 Tue Aug 25, 2009 at 05:26:02 AM EST
Where's the wake being held? 

Girls come and go but a mortgage is for 25 years -- JtL


Bah ! by Phage (4.00 / 1) #2 Tue Aug 25, 2009 at 06:15:26 AM EST
2005 ?

It's like magic realism, but not shit. - Scrymarch.


Hehe. by Breaker (4.00 / 1) #3 Tue Aug 25, 2009 at 07:06:21 AM EST
VS2FP, fine work Sir!




And Ponting took it so well by Herring (4.00 / 2) #4 Tue Aug 25, 2009 at 11:01:00 AM EST
He's a miserable bastard - and that's coming from me.



Wahey! by Metatone (4.00 / 1) #5 Tue Aug 25, 2009 at 01:05:29 PM EST
After the experience of living in AU when England toured and failed badly, this is a special result....




Ha I am in America now by cam (4.00 / 2) #6 Tue Aug 25, 2009 at 10:02:03 PM EST
and America is the World Champions of the World Series. Beat that.

cam
Freedom, liberty, equity and an Australian Republic


Well said! by johnny (4.00 / 3) #7 Tue Aug 25, 2009 at 11:16:07 PM EST
Give that man a citizenship!

She has effectively checked out. She's an un-person of her own making. So it falls to me.--ad hoc (in the hole)
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You live in AZ by wiredog (4.00 / 3) #8 Wed Aug 26, 2009 at 12:57:47 PM EST
Do you even have a pro team?

Earth First!
(We can strip mine the rest later.)

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Of course they do by ad hoc (4.00 / 1) #9 Sun Aug 30, 2009 at 07:26:42 PM EST
The Rattlers or Cottonmouths or something like that.
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