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By squigs (Mon Aug 24, 2009 at 04:10:49 AM EST) (all tags)
So...  Seem to be having a notable lifestyle upheaval.

Have had an offer for a new job.  Contractor position.  9 months contract.  Offers more job security than this crappy job.

Current goal - not being single.

Rather a mundane romantic comedy inside.


Decided that being single was getting tiresome. 

Went to a wedding.  Got hit on.  She was put off when I pointed out I was 17 years older than her. 

Joined an acting class.  Mostly guys.  Damn!  Cute German girl there though.  Started talking.   So did some other guy.  He'd lived in the same town as she used to... 

Met a really gorgeous Ukranian girl online.  She was only after friends though. 

Arranged to meet up with a Candian girl I met online...  She was ill though. Postponed it. 

Went out drinking with a friend.  She's gay and not local.  Took her to a dyke bar.  Saw a pretty hot blonde lesbian.  Commented on her shoes (Just a conversation starter while friend went to the loo.  Friend seemed to think she was cute so I thought I'd see if I could start talking).  She shook my hand, kissed my hand, hugged me and pecked me on the neck.  Either she was bi, or so drunk that she couldn't work out what sex I was...  Was kind of unexpected.  Later went to a gay bar.  Saw a very cute gay girl.  Invited her to join us.  She was cute but highly screwed up.  Went to a club.  That was a mistake.  

Finally met up with Canadian chick.  Not all that cute.  Quite a nice girl though and doesn't like clubs.  Had a really nice day.  Was on a severely limited budget because for complicated reasons had no cash or cards until the banks opened again.  Always plenty to do in Brighton in the summer.  I think I'll have to see her again and see how things go. 

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You pointed out you were 17 years older? by anonimouse (4.00 / 0) #1 Mon Aug 24, 2009 at 08:13:26 AM EST
Amateur! 

Also, anonimouse likes bi girls...


Girls come and go but a mortgage is for 25 years -- JtL
In the words of Morrissey by Herring (4.00 / 3) #2 Mon Aug 24, 2009 at 08:56:48 AM EST
Some girls a bi-er than others.

You can't inspire people with facts
- Small Gods

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Well... It's not just that... by squigs (4.00 / 1) #3 Mon Aug 24, 2009 at 08:57:08 AM EST
She was only 15.

Pedobear would be angry.


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One could always by anonimouse (2.00 / 0) #4 Mon Aug 24, 2009 at 09:23:41 AM EST
keep her in storage till the right date. I'm sure I can find a cellar somewhere....

Girls come and go but a mortgage is for 25 years -- JtL
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Pedobear would say by darkbrown (4.00 / 2) #5 Mon Aug 24, 2009 at 09:59:23 AM EST
she was too old

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I admire your tenacity by nebbish (2.00 / 0) #6 Wed Aug 26, 2009 at 09:00:22 AM EST

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It's political correctness gone mad!

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