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By gzt (Thu Aug 13, 2009 at 12:02:43 PM EST) gzt, cylons, fish oil, x-ray vision, dream (all tags)
Just in time for Friday.


AAAAH. So R was having the wedding dress sent to my address because, at the time she ordered it, she was not sure what address she would be at when it finally arrived. I thought, okay, cool beans. The shipping confirmation e-mail, however, omitted the unit number from the address. That is important. I'm in a townhouse complex, not an apartment building, so it's not like they can just throw the box somewhere and it'll find its way to me.

My left elbow, this time on the other side, is protesting about something. I'm not sure what the deal is. Probably wants equal rights or something. Face it, man, I'm right-handed.

So, not going to talk about work. Let's just say I'm still here.

I need a nap. And some more imagination stuff. I have oily x-ray fish vision, can I get fish-powered imagination?

I had an odd dream including cylons and Kanye West. They wanted to steal children. The cylons. Not Kanye West. And I think that guy from NCIS. There were some odd time loops. I don't know what Kanye West actually looks like, so my mind made something up. I'll stop now, since talking about dreams makes you a boring person unless you're under the care of a psychologist (see http://xkcd.com/621/).

Apparently 50' of cable wasn't long enough to reach the router. Frig. Well, we'll figure something out.

And now I'll actually do some stuff.

Huh. Okay. I think I understand what people say about fishy burps now. But I guess the dream answers the question of imagination. But it brings up a question: you see a future version of yourself do something heroic that saves at least one person's life but may have ended in your destruction. In five minutes, you will be presented with that situation. Do you go through with it?

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It depends entirely on which person's life by MohammedNiyalSayeed (2.00 / 0) #1 Thu Aug 13, 2009 at 12:26:54 PM EST

it saves.

And don't listen to your left elbow. It doesn't pay the bills, it'll get what it gets.


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You can build the most elegant fountain in the world, but eventually a winged rat will be using it as a drinking bowl.
right. depends on circumstance. by greyshade (2.00 / 0) #2 Thu Aug 13, 2009 at 12:40:56 PM EST
Single random stranger?  No Way.

"The other part of the fun is nibbling on them when they get off work." -vorheesleatherface
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Well, you know at least this much: by gzt (2.00 / 0) #4 Thu Aug 13, 2009 at 01:09:47 PM EST
It was a decision you were willing to make in a snap. And now you have five minutes to think about it. So, yeah, it totally depends, I suppose.

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cute 4-yr-old girl. by gzt (2.00 / 0) #3 Thu Aug 13, 2009 at 12:58:43 PM EST
Holding a puppy.

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Save the puppy. by MohammedNiyalSayeed (2.00 / 0) #5 Thu Aug 13, 2009 at 02:09:25 PM EST

The girl, maybe, maybe not. But if there's a puppy, you take the bullet.


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You can build the most elegant fountain in the world, but eventually a winged rat will be using it as a drinking bowl.
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Psychotherapist by ambrosen (2.00 / 0) #6 Thu Aug 13, 2009 at 03:24:53 PM EST
But yeah, dreams. I hate the ones that implant memories that resurface throughout the next day or two. Man they're sneaky. But, yeah who else needs to know. Except the people who you involuntarily splutter 'why did you smear margarine on his sofa?' at the instant you see them. You do kind of have to tell them 'hey, deja vu from a dream, man' cause otherwise they thinking you mad, man.

the next time i talk to kanye will be awkward by gzt (2.00 / 0) #7 Thu Aug 13, 2009 at 03:58:05 PM EST
that's for sure.

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