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By xth (Fri Jun 05, 2009 at 09:02:42 AM EST) (all tags)
Since Mourinho's moved to Italy, he's become a bit of a media sensation. From his first press conference, when he came out with "I ain't no Nincompoop" in perfect Milanese, to his "szeru titles" quip at other managers, now as legendary as "IamNotBovveeeered" was here in the UK, the man is a one man Little Britain.

Someone set up a site, specialuan.com, similar to Chuck Norris Facts. They are midly amusing, and suitable for a boring Friday. Anyway, beats reading Breaker banging on about the Labour party yet again.



Santa Claus' sons were very sad when they discovered the Special One does not exist.

They say it took God six days to create the world, and on the seventh he rested. In fact, it was the Special One who subsituted him because he wasn't working hard enough.

When asked "Who do you reckon will be the next Pope?" the Special One replied laconically "I never reveal the squad in advance"

It's true the Brits invented football, but a few centuries earlier the Special One had invented the Brits.

The first man to reach space with a rocket was Iuri Gagarin. The first man to reach space purely with his own ego was the Special One.

The light at the end of the tunnel is the Special One.

The Special One is the only thing still shining during a lunar eclipse.

The reason the Special One doesn't shake hands with other coaches at the end of a match is because his stigmats hurt.

The Special One doesn't need scouts to discover new talent, because He's everywhere.

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How very decent of you. by Breaker (4.00 / 1) #1 Fri Jun 05, 2009 at 10:28:47 AM EST
To read my diaries, comment in them and whinge about the comment.

Very Stalin-esque, well done.

Still, Big Brother's back on, normal service to be resumed.


I'm no longer in the mood for trolling by xth (3.00 / 1) #2 Fri Jun 05, 2009 at 10:38:31 AM EST
But thanks for coming and playing along
[pats patronisingly on the head]

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Poor lamb. Overtired? by Breaker (4.00 / 1) #3 Fri Jun 05, 2009 at 10:42:35 AM EST
Come on then xth, into your jimjams and Daddy'll make a nice cup of hot milk for you when we read a story for beddy-byes.


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I'll put that down to sleep deprivation, Breaker.. by xth (2.00 / 0) #4 Fri Jun 05, 2009 at 10:44:41 AM EST
...and it shall never be mentioned again

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Sh! Sh! by Breaker (4.00 / 1) #5 Fri Jun 05, 2009 at 10:48:53 AM EST
Brush your teeth and mummy'll be along to tuck you in.


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Jose has a big ego? by jump the ladder (2.00 / 0) #6 Sat Jun 06, 2009 at 07:46:14 AM EST
Bit of an ancient story dating back to circa 2005-6. Seen loads of parodies of a similar vein from then...

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