They say it took God six days to create the world, and on the seventh he rested. In fact, it was the Special One who subsituted him because he wasn't working hard enough.
When asked "Who do you reckon will be the next Pope?" the Special One replied laconically "I never reveal the squad in advance"
It's true the Brits invented football, but a few centuries earlier the Special One had invented the Brits.
The first man to reach space with a rocket was Iuri Gagarin. The first man to reach space purely with his own ego was the Special One.
The light at the end of the tunnel is the Special One.
The Special One is the only thing still shining during a lunar eclipse.
The reason the Special One doesn't shake hands with other coaches at the end of a match is because his stigmats hurt.
The Special One doesn't need scouts to discover new talent, because He's everywhere.
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