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By xth (Fri Jun 26, 2009 at 04:24:30 AM EST) michael jackson (all tags)
No doubt, there'll be some interesting cover versions at Glastonbury.


Down the Amputee Gym
Went to my physio session today, trying to get that knee back to shape. I still can't start running, but I can go back to yoga, which is good news. I just wish the gym was called something else.

He touched us, in a way no other artist did

..as the children who visited Neverland used to say.

They had the radio on at the gym, it was non-stop Jacko. One of the physio was annoyed as she had bought a ticket for his concert. How inconsiderate of him to kick the bucket like that.

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In the words of Morrissey by Herring (4.00 / 4) #1 Fri Jun 26, 2009 at 06:10:10 AM EST
At the record company meeting
On their hands - a dead star
And oh, the plans they weave
And oh, the sickening greed

At the record company party
On their hands - a dead star
The sycophantic slags all say
"I knew him first, and I knew him well"

Re-issue ! Re-package ! Re-package !
Re-evaluate the songs
Double-pack with a photograph
Extra Track (and a tacky badge)

A guy I know had tickets. He was looking to sell them for a big profit. Oops.



TicketS? by xth (2.00 / 0) #3 Fri Jun 26, 2009 at 06:38:28 AM EST
gosh, how many? must have lost quite a bit.

Which goes to show, it's always the same, people die and who suffers? it's never the rich, is it? it's the ticket touts, that's who.

[Splitting comments into subject and body is soooo 1994]

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I'll tell you who I feel sorry for by Herring (4.00 / 4) #4 Fri Jun 26, 2009 at 07:26:48 AM EST
Weird Al Yankovic.

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My children know nothing of Jackson by ObviousTroll (2.00 / 0) #8 Fri Jun 26, 2009 at 12:07:06 PM EST
but they know the Weird Al versions of his songs by heart.


An Angry and Flatulent Pig, Trying to Tie Balloon Animals
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Best joke so far by nebbish (4.00 / 3) #2 Fri Jun 26, 2009 at 06:14:03 AM EST
We should all have three days sha-mourning

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Jokes have been roling in. by Phage (2.00 / 0) #5 Fri Jun 26, 2009 at 10:23:37 AM EST
Mostly so offensive that I'll have to share in a dark alley.

It's like magic realism, but not shit. - Scrymarch.


Please share by jump the ladder (2.00 / 0) #6 Fri Jun 26, 2009 at 10:31:14 AM EST
NT

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Nothing to do with me...Some of these are dreadful by Phage (4.00 / 5) #7 Fri Jun 26, 2009 at 10:37:23 AM EST
They're not blaming it on the sunshine or moonlight at this point, but
apparently the boogie is yet to be ruled out

What's the difference between Sir Alex Ferguson and Michael Jackson?
Fergie will be playing Giggs in August.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Disney Films? Disney films can still touch kids

There may still be hope of bringing Michael Jackson back! Apparently they've sent one of the Charlie's Angels in after him.

All his dates are now cancelled, including Simon and Ryan aged 5 and 9

Doctors say that Michael Jackson will be donating his organs to children... again

Michael Jackson's last request was to be cremated and for his ashes to be put in an etch-a-sketch so kids could still play with him.

He didnt die of cardiac arrest he was in the childrens hospital having a stroke

It's like magic realism, but not shit. - Scrymarch.
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Apparently some trendy mates into flashmobs... by xth (2.00 / 0) #9 Fri Jun 26, 2009 at 02:34:33 PM EST
...went to Liverpool St station at 6 for a flash-mob moon dance.

Try and explain that to your gran.

[Splitting comments into subject and body is soooo 1994]



trendy? by dmg (2.00 / 0) #10 Sat Jun 27, 2009 at 04:08:32 PM EST
Sounds a bit 'nathan barley' to me... 
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