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By ammoniacal (Fri May 22, 2009 at 12:34:56 AM EST) (all tags)
Sitting in the break room with a co-worker today, when we got to discussing politics. Guy claimed that Dick Cheney might have been involved in some torture business over the past couple of years.
You coulda knocked me over with a feather duster right then! Not sure if the fella's got his head on right with this accusation.

What do you folks think might have happened?



I'd hate to see such a high-ranking statesman get wrapped up in that sort of nonsense, if it's true.
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Gasp! by Phil Urich (4.00 / 1) #1 Fri May 22, 2009 at 02:16:11 AM EST
Shock! Horror!

(Comment Deleted) by xth (4.00 / 1) #2 Fri May 22, 2009 at 02:57:02 AM EST

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Donn't listen to him by wiredog (4.00 / 1) #3 Fri May 22, 2009 at 07:21:48 AM EST
He's a troll.

Earth First!
(We can strip mine the rest later.)

Didn't you hear by kwsNI (4.00 / 1) #4 Fri May 22, 2009 at 08:15:41 AM EST
Biden said they have a torture chamber under the VP's apartment at the Naval Observatory. 

They have now by Herring (2.00 / 0) #7 Fri May 22, 2009 at 10:18:02 AM EST
But did they have one then?

christ, we're all old now - StackyMcRacky
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Yeah by ucblockhead (2.00 / 0) #11 Fri May 22, 2009 at 11:57:07 AM EST
They chain you to a chair and you have to listen to Biden until you break.
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(Comment Deleted) by SunlightGirl (2.00 / 0) #31 Tue May 26, 2009 at 10:06:02 PM EST

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That's left over from the 50s by jimgon (2.00 / 0) #20 Fri May 22, 2009 at 03:58:41 PM EST

back when Dick Nixon occupied the Office.






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Wouldn't put it past Agnew <NoT a crook> by wumpus (4.00 / 1) #26 Fri May 22, 2009 at 06:55:34 PM EST


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dammit by wumpus (2.00 / 0) #29 Sun May 24, 2009 at 09:00:59 PM EST
missed the year.

Wumpus

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No poll? by ad hoc (2.00 / 0) #5 Fri May 22, 2009 at 09:08:58 AM EST

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So are you making it with sunlightgirl yet? by garlic (2.00 / 0) #6 Fri May 22, 2009 at 10:13:01 AM EST


I don't kiss & tell. by ammoniacal (4.00 / 1) #8 Fri May 22, 2009 at 10:58:51 AM EST
Actually, that's bullshit, but you get the idea.

"To this day that was the most bullshit caesar salad I have every experienced..." - triggerfinger

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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! [nt] by littlestar (4.00 / 1) #9 Fri May 22, 2009 at 11:01:43 AM EST


*twinkle*twinkle*


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I suspect by Herring (4.00 / 1) #10 Fri May 22, 2009 at 11:38:42 AM EST
that, in a way, he is.

christ, we're all old now - StackyMcRacky
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(Comment Deleted) by SunlightGirl (4.00 / 1) #13 Fri May 22, 2009 at 02:00:56 PM EST

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we're friends by garlic (4.00 / 1) #14 Fri May 22, 2009 at 02:03:24 PM EST
we talk about friendly things.

Like doing chicks.


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Oh I see how it is by SunlightGirl (2.00 / 0) #15 Fri May 22, 2009 at 02:11:23 PM EST
So you tell eachother made up lies about how hot it was and how long you lasted. Maybe saying you are slamming it to girl in the office who don't even know your names? Am I kinda close there dear?

Cause let me tell you something even I who am not eactly the brightest candle in the world knows...
Only a fool shares the details of when someone is knocking it like a 9 alarm fire esp with your friends because today's friend is tomorrow total horn dog who will want to take your good thing right from under you.

The best lovers  they don't talk it up they let their bodies make their case. Esp with men oh the quieter the guy the hotter the ride and probably the larger the accesory package. Oh short guys with larger accesory packages ooh God bless em everyone. Oh man I miss that man.
Oh fuck the ponies - fuck it all...
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oh, incre by ammoniacal (2.00 / 0) #17 Fri May 22, 2009 at 03:41:20 PM EST
mentally closer.

"To this day that was the most bullshit caesar salad I have every experienced..." - triggerfinger

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What ?? by SunlightGirl (2.00 / 0) #22 Fri May 22, 2009 at 06:27:56 PM EST
I am lost.
Oh fuck the ponies - fuck it all...
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man by gzt (4.00 / 1) #16 Fri May 22, 2009 at 03:04:39 PM EST
I read that signature as the last line of the comment on every one of your comments. It often fits.

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Yeah by kwsNI (4.00 / 1) #21 Fri May 22, 2009 at 05:22:07 PM EST
It's sort of like adding "in bed" after every fortune cookie. 

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or as XKCD suggested by LilFlightTest (4.00 / 1) #23 Fri May 22, 2009 at 06:30:03 PM EST
adding "except in bed" is often funnier.
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that's the best part of signatures. by garlic (2.00 / 0) #30 Mon May 25, 2009 at 05:40:53 PM EST


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Making it? by jayhawk88 (4.00 / 2) #18 Fri May 22, 2009 at 03:42:02 PM EST
Gosh Potsie, better not let the Fonz hear you talking like that.


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Fonz was kinda hot too by SunlightGirl (2.00 / 0) #32 Tue May 26, 2009 at 10:07:21 PM EST

Oh fuck the ponies - fuck it all...
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Lies!! by ucblockhead (4.00 / 1) #12 Fri May 22, 2009 at 11:58:27 AM EST
Making genitalia cuts with a razor is an enhanced interrogation technique, not torture!
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or a cure for a slow weekend. by ammoniacal (2.00 / 0) #19 Fri May 22, 2009 at 03:44:07 PM EST
genitalia

"To this day that was the most bullshit caesar salad I have every experienced..." - triggerfinger

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Are you advocating by SunlightGirl (2.00 / 0) #25 Fri May 22, 2009 at 06:39:39 PM EST
Torture as cure for boredom?
Oh fuck the ponies - fuck it all...
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Do I seem capable of that? by ammoniacal (4.00 / 1) #27 Fri May 22, 2009 at 09:33:39 PM EST
Wait -- don't answer that.

"To this day that was the most bullshit caesar salad I have every experienced..." - triggerfinger

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