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By motty (Thu May 21, 2009 at 11:03:29 PM EST) top trumps, fag packets, ukia (all tags)
It has come to my attention, via MLG, that people are currently playing this, and although I have not done so myself I have been wondering how the game works.

The internet is completely useless. But you knew that.



This is my guess. More like a first draft. Feel free to quibble.

Bloke With Neck Cancer

Fear Factor - 10
Fail Factor - 3
Photography - 5

Sperm

Fear Factor - 0
Fail Factor - 10
Photography - 9

Pregnancy

Fear Factor - 1
Fail Factor - 9
Photography - 2

Blackened Lungs

Fear Factor - 4
Fail Factor - 5
Photography - 3

Heart Op

Fear Factor - 5
Fail Factor - 4
Photography - 6

We Can Help You Give Up

Fear Factor - 0
Fail Factor - 10
Photography - -1

Corpse

Fear Factor - 2
Fail Factor - 11
Photography - 8

Hypodermic Syringe

Fear Factor - -1
Fail Factor - 100
Photography - 7

Have I forgotten any? I probably have.

Also, there should be extra rules if you are playing this in a pub - as if such a game could be played anywhere else - and want to end the evening without drama or glassings. Either everyone starts with a full pack of the same amount, which is obviously impossible, or everyone has to start with the same number of cigs in each pack. Or you just go for the drama / glassings option.

[editor's note, by motty]Edited for redundancy

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