IN YOUR FACE ZIPPER!
There have been ongoing events that the general HuSIary is not aware of surrounding the Zippy. Most of these involve official channels of communication and reporting involving both our direct boss, and a certain department of touchy-feelies. Some of them involve others, but we won't go into that. The result of all these months of complaints is that the boss set a series of traps for the Zipper. The Zipper sprung every one of them, then proclaimed his stupidity loudly for all to hear.
So, what happened?
Zippy just got served. End result: A meeting between the boss, Zippy, and a representative HR person. And a second meeting between the boss, BB, and myself, where we were told, precisely, to continue to let him know EXACTLY what Zippy is up to day-to-day on the fail-o-thon because we're the ones he wants to keep happy.
The shock over these events has led me to actually be happy this afternoon. While at work. WTF?
When I get my hearing back (stupid ear infection), I may even write a song about this one. The actual events of the boss's final trap were so epic that I really wish I could detail them here. However, they are also so epic that it would lead to easy searchability, so I won't. Suffice to say BB and myself are somewhat surprised by the boss's cunning in outwitting the nitwit, and overall elated at the current outcome. Ongoing we're not sure it will make a difference, but at least it's something.
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