My blah knows no bounds this week. And it seems to be infecting my personal projects as well. Just, BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH. Only less excited than that. More like blah, but sustained.
Fucking weather patterns bullshit heat cold heat cold bullshit BULLSHIT. Warm up or stay cold. No more of this "hey, look what you can't have, bitch" seventy degrees one day and twenty the next crap.
Work with the pussy version of review FOR THE LOSS. Dear asshole, YOU ARE THE BOSS. IF YOU ARE TOO MUCH OF A FUCKING WIMP TO TELL ME WHETHER OR NOT I'M DOING MY JOB CORRECTLY, WHY THE FUCK DO YOU THINK I'M GONNA SAY ANYTHING OTHER THAN I'M AWESOME?
This is HR inspired insipid modern day pampering bullshit designed so no one has to be confrontational. It's all crap.
So, I spend three pages blowing myself up and talking about how utterly stellar I am and the boss essentially reads it, stamps it, says, "yep" and sends it on. BULLSHIT.
Sadly, Zippy's review will be much the same.
Mrs. NFB had such a bad case of the blahs this morning she just called in sick. Not because she's actually sick, but because, "pup2 told me to stay home with her." Right.
Someone is clipping their nails in the cube farm. WTF? Does no one do body maintenance at home anymore?
Beginning to think I should have played hooky today too. I don't really need to be here. BB's out training though, and Zippy left alone is a disaster waiting to happen. Blah.
So, who's up for a story about penis and vagina?
Yeah, me either. That would indicate something other than blah.
Anybody familiar with the Trivium interpretation video that goes, "BOAT! RUDDER! STRANGE! MOUNTAIN!" BB and I have been laughing over that one for months. We'll see each other and one of us will say, "BOAT!" and the other one just automatically responds, "RUDDER!" Can't be helped. It's infectious. Even though we kinda like Trivium. Then I came across this picture on Friday and pretty much came unglued. It doesn't even look like it was photoshopped.
That's been the high point of the last couple weeks for me. Hell, maybe months. I actually laughed so hard I cried.
Which tells you just how much I need a laugh.
And I JUST NOW find out that the Dr. Horrible DVD came out already. Why does no one tell me these things? THIS IS FUCKING IMPORTANT DAMN IT!
I'm gonna go spend some time sulking before I do my self-review bullshit. Later.
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