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Diary
By johnny (Wed Mar 11, 2009 at 08:24:50 AM EST) (all tags)
MNS, R343l, johnny, and MNS's friend Matt met at a loud grungy bar (just the kind I like) and consumed mass quantities of beers and beer-like substances and sausages which mns wolfed down with surprising vigor. And then I was kidnapped


and taken to a mysterious secret lair of some kind of survivalist sect, where I was drugged in order to confuse me so that I wouldn't remember where I had been.

Lin Dze showed up, dressed to the nines (it was his birthday I was told) with a gorgeous female companion (mns & I were all, like, what is this, some kind of joke?). R343L, having not been drugged, was speaking coherently, which made it hard for me to understand her. There was much talk & demonstrations of weaponry.

Given the stellar quality of Lin Dze's usual drunken diaries, I was expecting some kind of madman in unwashed clothes. Imagine my surprise to discover that he looks like one of those models in the fashion mags that my daughters read.

Then we went to another bar, evidently a former set of a Martin Scorcesse mobster movie or a porn flick; there was lots of red velvet and carpeting & pool tables. By this point I was pretty much in Hunter S. Thompson mode.  I ordered a giant glass of water, found a taxi, and made it to my destination having not lost my computer nor gotten rolled, either of which would have been likely given what had been done to me by my kidnappers. It was just like what happened to Tom Cruise in "Eyes Wide Shut", which, I don't care what anybody says, is a great flick. Kubrick was no fool, you know.

I believe there is photographic evidence that will attest to the veracity of this account, but I don't have it.

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Did you check to see if you have both kidneys? by georgeha (4.00 / 3) #1 Wed Mar 11, 2009 at 08:27:59 AM EST



Other salable organs? by wiredog (4.00 / 1) #6 Wed Mar 11, 2009 at 09:01:00 AM EST


Earth First!
(We can strip mine the rest later.)

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Evidence! by R343L (4.00 / 6) #2 Wed Mar 11, 2009 at 08:42:35 AM EST
Photographic Evidence of the Crime

"There will be time, there will be time / To prepare a face to meet the faces that you meet." -- Eliot
Judging from the look on his face by wiredog (4.00 / 4) #4 Wed Mar 11, 2009 at 08:48:59 AM EST
MNS is all, like, "Dude, seriously, I'm trying to drink here."

Earth First!
(We can strip mine the rest later.)

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Sadly by R343L (4.00 / 2) #5 Wed Mar 11, 2009 at 08:57:59 AM EST
I only took five photos. All but two had major face blur. And this was the better expression. MNS actually looked uncharacteristically pleased with the situation in the other ... which I'm sure he'd prefer me not to post so that his Image is maintained.

"There will be time, there will be time / To prepare a face to meet the faces that you meet." -- Eliot
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Your nation thanks you for your sacrifice by MohammedNiyalSayeed (4.00 / 3) #7 Wed Mar 11, 2009 at 09:23:18 AM EST

In these terrible, trying times, we all must do our part, and your part is to help maintain the Face of our Nation, dour and bitter as it may be.

And yes, I am now referring to myself as a national entity.


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You can build the most elegant fountain in the world, but eventually a winged rat will be using it as a drinking bowl.
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So you're a Nationalist now. by wiredog (4.00 / 1) #9 Wed Mar 11, 2009 at 09:50:27 AM EST


Earth First!
(We can strip mine the rest later.)

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That's not ... by yicky yacky (2.00 / 0) #12 Wed Mar 11, 2009 at 01:22:05 PM EST

a slice of citrus fruit in your beer ... is it?


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Vacuity abhors a vacuum.
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It is. by MohammedNiyalSayeed (4.00 / 1) #13 Wed Mar 11, 2009 at 01:35:55 PM EST

It's how I avoid scurvy. That may be the only produce I've touched in months.


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You can build the most elegant fountain in the world, but eventually a winged rat will be using it as a drinking bowl.
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Fair enough. by yicky yacky (4.00 / 2) #14 Wed Mar 11, 2009 at 02:07:48 PM EST

You are excused. Nobody else, though.


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Vacuity abhors a vacuum.
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And, for the record, by MohammedNiyalSayeed (4.00 / 2) #15 Wed Mar 11, 2009 at 02:15:28 PM EST

those only ever go in Hefeweissens.


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You can build the most elegant fountain in the world, but eventually a winged rat will be using it as a drinking bowl.
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Seeing as ... by yicky yacky (2.00 / 0) #18 Wed Mar 11, 2009 at 02:53:49 PM EST

I've just used 300g of dried Laraha peel (Curaçao) in my home-brew weissbier, I guess this officially makes me a hypocrite.


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Vacuity abhors a vacuum.
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This may be by blixco (4.00 / 2) #8 Wed Mar 11, 2009 at 09:50:01 AM EST
the greatest picture that I have ever seen, partly because it is two of my favorite people, and partly for the difference in expressions on their faces.

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"You bring the weasel, I'll bring the whiskey." - kellnerin
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Save it for a PFC by wiredog (4.00 / 2) #10 Wed Mar 11, 2009 at 09:51:10 AM EST
Sooner or later there will be one it qualifies for.

Earth First!
(We can strip mine the rest later.)

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It doesn't... by ana (4.00 / 1) #19 Wed Mar 11, 2009 at 04:41:24 PM EST
make you hot?

"And this ... is a piece of Synergy." --Kellnerin

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This picture by Herring (4.00 / 1) #11 Wed Mar 11, 2009 at 11:35:47 AM EST
makes me very sad that I missed it.

christ, we're all old now - StackyMcRacky
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Ewwwwwww by ad hoc (4.00 / 1) #16 Wed Mar 11, 2009 at 02:32:46 PM EST
you've got fruit in your beer!

But Franziskaner is my beer of choice when I go next door. But, dude, get rid of the rind.
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what's with the wheat beer / citrus hate? by R343L (4.00 / 1) #17 Wed Mar 11, 2009 at 02:34:19 PM EST
I used to hate it myself but have come to like it a bit. Though usually I still pull the wedge off and eat it. Then drink my beer.

"There will be time, there will be time / To prepare a face to meet the faces that you meet." -- Eliot
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So... by ucblockhead (4.00 / 1) #22 Mon Mar 16, 2009 at 06:05:14 PM EST
MNS charges $5 to be in a picture?
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[ucblockhead is] useless and subhuman
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In fact by R343L (4.00 / 1) #23 Mon Mar 16, 2009 at 06:13:49 PM EST
I charge $5 to take pictures of MNS. Yes, it's that horrifying.

"There will be time, there will be time / To prepare a face to meet the faces that you meet." -- Eliot
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MNS has friends? by wiredog (4.00 / 3) #3 Wed Mar 11, 2009 at 08:48:17 AM EST
Has anyone told him this?

Earth First!
(We can strip mine the rest later.)

Friends are just enemies MNS hasn't met yet? by Dr H0ffm4n (4.00 / 1) #21 Fri Mar 13, 2009 at 07:30:00 AM EST


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fact: by MillMan (4.00 / 1) #20 Fri Mar 13, 2009 at 04:28:40 AM EST
Lindze is a nerd pimp.

"Just as there are no atheists in foxholes, there are no libertarians in financial crises." -Krugman

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