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By anonimouse (Tue Feb 17, 2009 at 12:49:25 AM EST) boobies (all tags)


Make your mind up guys.

(FWIW: All mouselets were primarily bottle fed)


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Link NSFW!!! by greyrat (4.00 / 1) #1 Tue Feb 17, 2009 at 03:33:01 AM EST
In ultra-prudish firewalled 'Merka. I mean really it's just part of an aureole -- and it's not even Janet Jackson's

It's child-pr0n!!!!! (nt) by ucblockhead (4.00 / 1) #5 Tue Feb 17, 2009 at 07:08:51 AM EST

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Tasty, tasty child-pr0n by greyrat (2.00 / 0) #12 Tue Feb 17, 2009 at 10:09:30 AM EST


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It's not a yes or no question by theboz (4.00 / 2) #2 Tue Feb 17, 2009 at 03:34:48 AM EST
Some women can breast feed their babies, some can't.  Some babies can eat from a breast, some can't.  There are too many variations for one answer.  Plus, there are lots of lies out there about breastfeeding that muddy the water.  My wife was basically made scared of all these problems if she didn't do it, yet my daughter turned out perfectly fine and my wife didn't have the complications the breastfeeding nazi nurse told her would happen.  My mom had to take me to the hospital when I was a baby because I was emaciated from her trying to breast feed, so instead she had to put me on bottles, where I grew.  I don't dispute that breast milk is superior to formula, but at the same time, formula works fine.

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That's what I always say about you, boz, you have a good memory for random facts about pussy. -- joh3n
IAWTP by Phage (4.00 / 1) #3 Tue Feb 17, 2009 at 04:04:25 AM EST
My boys were very large born (S2 was ~14lbs)and simply couldn't get enough from their mother.

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I can't get enough from their mother, either by debacle (2.00 / 0) #9 Tue Feb 17, 2009 at 08:50:34 AM EST
IYKWIM.

IF YOU HAVE TWO FIRLES THOROWNF MONEY ART SUOCIDE GIRLS STRIPPER HPW CAN YPUS :OSE?!?!?!?(elcevisides).

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I have to add: Are the Brits morons? by greyrat (2.00 / 0) #4 Tue Feb 17, 2009 at 06:55:13 AM EST
Our doctors asked it we were breast feeding and mad it very clear we should watch for signs of hypernatraemic dehydration (although they just called it dehydration) and told us to contact them or the hospital if we had problems.

Yeah by ucblockhead (4.00 / 1) #7 Tue Feb 17, 2009 at 07:11:05 AM EST
My kid had some trouble initially, but there was an organization at the women's center whose whole purpose was to deal with "attachment" problems and whatnot.
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I've noticed that lactation nurses by debacle (4.00 / 2) #10 Tue Feb 17, 2009 at 08:51:12 AM EST
Always have great racks.

IF YOU HAVE TWO FIRLES THOROWNF MONEY ART SUOCIDE GIRLS STRIPPER HPW CAN YPUS :OSE?!?!?!?(elcevisides).

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No. by ambrosen (4.00 / 2) #8 Tue Feb 17, 2009 at 08:17:52 AM EST
This is clearly advice dressed up as news. So it's only normal moronity.

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You have no idea the pressures of breastfeeding by yankeehack (2.00 / 0) #13 Tue Feb 17, 2009 at 03:07:18 PM EST
from others. The nurses and other mothers and breastfeeding la leche nazi's are the worst.

That said, I stopped breastfeeding at three weeks for LO because she wasn't thriving. And guess what, to this day she still eats constantly.
"...she dares to indulge in the secret sport. You can't be a MILF with the F, at least in part because the M is predicated upon it."-CBB

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Negative. Negative. by greyrat (4.00 / 1) #14 Tue Feb 17, 2009 at 06:08:50 PM EST
I was making fun of my cousin mouse (like I've never done that before) and the lovely British in general. My ex had trouble with getting our first to latch on and we danced down the edge of moving to formula. Continuing to work on breast feeding was my exes choice. No one else's. Not even mine. In the end, she had to tell a couple la leche assholes to fuck off (yes, she said the words "fuck off") and continue to work with the more reasonable and rational "nursing nurse" at the hospital and a couple nipple tools before she got over the hump and got him to where he was thriving solely on the teat. So, yes, as far as a man can, I do understand the pressures of breast feeding. And I totally believe that it's the woman's choice within the bounds of the child's safety.

And la leche (as a general rule, not for specific individuals) can fuck off.

So there.

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When I was a kid... by ucblockhead (2.00 / 0) #6 Tue Feb 17, 2009 at 07:10:13 AM EST
I was breast fed as a kid until the doctor ordered me onto skim milk because I was too fat.
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Yes by debacle (2.00 / 0) #11 Tue Feb 17, 2009 at 08:52:04 AM EST
I mean, why the hell not? What else are you going to use them for?

IF YOU HAVE TWO FIRLES THOROWNF MONEY ART SUOCIDE GIRLS STRIPPER HPW CAN YPUS :OSE?!?!?!?(elcevisides).

Nom, Nom, Nom..... by anonimouse (4.00 / 1) #15 Wed Feb 18, 2009 at 03:10:59 AM EST



Girls come and go but a mortgage is for 25 years -- JtL
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ObOm [nt] by debacle (4.00 / 1) #16 Wed Feb 18, 2009 at 08:22:41 AM EST


IF YOU HAVE TWO FIRLES THOROWNF MONEY ART SUOCIDE GIRLS STRIPPER HPW CAN YPUS :OSE?!?!?!?(elcevisides).

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