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By LinDze (Wed Nov 04, 2009 at 02:13:56 AM EST) (all tags)
Ij ust got donw hitting on thatn one girl. who convinced me id "see her sarpund". I think that means I was so hodaddamn drunk Id see the not drunk girl, fucj IUim done explaining thhins.


There was this girl, whio eas sketching her rrinks, And I was playing The Fucking Chamops.

and at the end of the  nght she saud "Ill see you around:" and I went and threwe up i ht allley a couple of times. And then I went home.Fuck I wnt to meet that firle.

Yeaht thats avout it. 'Cuase all the rest of ou  are bithes arnd fucking hoes,.

PD MM & r343l: F YOU EH. Fcuk. She wanst even that cute. But, 1) Redharad. 2) Artistslike 3) Done sone, Thatrs all I need.

Yaeh U had threee mode fucking plinys just waring for this one, Sigh. Now I have to spend every night of this week truying to fid out who this girl is. On yhe plus side they pkayed The Fucking Champs ofr an hour.

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Can't edit comments. by hulver (2.00 / 0) #4 Wed Nov 04, 2009 at 03:57:33 AM EST
Can delete them though.
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Cheese is not a hat. - clock
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No worries by LinDze (2.00 / 0) #18 Wed Nov 04, 2009 at 11:33:59 PM EST
I'll just go oppress them, I suppose.

-Lin Dze
Arbeit Macht Frei
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And this thread? by gazbo (2.00 / 0) #20 Thu Nov 05, 2009 at 03:13:22 AM EST
Might make sense to get rid of the root of this thread too.

I recommend always assuming 7th normal form where items in a text column are not allowed to rhyme.

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oh you and your logic! by LinDze (2.00 / 0) #21 Thu Nov 05, 2009 at 10:08:10 PM EST
noticing things and stuff.

-Lin Dze
Arbeit Macht Frei
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(Comment Deleted) by xth (4.00 / 1) #5 Wed Nov 04, 2009 at 04:38:57 AM EST

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Drunk diaries are so fascinating by Phil the Canuck (4.00 / 6) #6 Wed Nov 04, 2009 at 06:07:16 AM EST
Like how you are barely prodcuing recognizable English, but remember to italicize a band name.

that jumped at me too! by clock (4.00 / 2) #7 Wed Nov 04, 2009 at 06:20:22 AM EST
i bet i'd do great drunk diaries but i'm old now.  i get buzzed and fall asleep.  before 10.

fuck.


I agree with clock entirely --Kellnerin

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I just want to know a couple of things: by ammoniacal (4.00 / 2) #8 Wed Nov 04, 2009 at 07:48:24 AM EST
1.) Where is a woman's sarpund located?
2.) Can I stimulate my peener with it?

"To this day that was the most bullshit caesar salad I have every experienced..." - triggerfinger

dude by gzt (4.00 / 1) #9 Wed Nov 04, 2009 at 09:02:24 AM EST
as long as it's solid, sometimes even liquid, but not gas, you can.

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But not in most States south of Pennsylvania by wiredog (2.00 / 0) #11 Wed Nov 04, 2009 at 01:45:11 PM EST
and East of the Rockies.

Earth First!
(We can strip mine the rest later.)

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you might be able to use gasses by aphrael (4.00 / 1) #12 Wed Nov 04, 2009 at 01:50:32 PM EST
where... by gzt (4.00 / 1) #13 Wed Nov 04, 2009 at 02:04:46 PM EST
...are a woman's compressed air valves? I'm a newly-married man, so I haven't figured these things out yet.

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i'm so the wrong guy to ask about that. by aphrael (2.00 / 0) #14 Wed Nov 04, 2009 at 02:13:53 PM EST
Yes. Yes you are. by gzt (2.00 / 0) #15 Wed Nov 04, 2009 at 02:26:05 PM EST
I always get you and atreides mixed up. I'm really bad with names/handles that begin with the same letter sometimes. Like, I always get The Clash and The Cure mixed up...

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Okay by littlestar (2.00 / 0) #17 Wed Nov 04, 2009 at 06:31:10 PM EST
you guys are killing me here... I may pee my pants..

*twinkle*twinkle*


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OMG!!! by littlestar (4.00 / 1) #16 Wed Nov 04, 2009 at 06:30:03 PM EST
I'm crying!!! Good lord you make me laugh boy!

*twinkle*twinkle*


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OB +1FP by Driusan (2.00 / 0) #10 Wed Nov 04, 2009 at 09:32:56 AM EST
It's been a while since we had a good drunken diary here.

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Vive le Montréal libre.
Always happy to do my part by LinDze (4.00 / 1) #19 Wed Nov 04, 2009 at 11:35:16 PM EST
though this morning sucked quite a bit

-Lin Dze
Arbeit Macht Frei
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