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By anonimouse (Thu Jan 22, 2009 at 03:18:40 AM EST) (all tags)
Temperature: high
Headache: Check
Cough: Check
Is I at work?....


Check
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Why do you sound like Yoda ? by Phage (4.00 / 2) #1 Thu Jan 22, 2009 at 03:30:03 AM EST


Perhaps by anonimouse (4.00 / 2) #2 Thu Jan 22, 2009 at 03:49:56 AM EST
because I feel like I am green, 900 years old and dying.


Girls come and go but a mortgage is for 25 years -- JtL
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Gee, thanks. It'll be like 1918 all over again. by greyrat (4.00 / 1) #3 Thu Jan 22, 2009 at 04:19:33 AM EST


I am just by anonimouse (4.00 / 1) #5 Thu Jan 22, 2009 at 04:29:44 AM EST
trying to cull off the weaker members of the species....they're all advertisers, so its a civic duty


Girls come and go but a mortgage is for 25 years -- JtL
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Remember theat the Great Influenza of 1918 by greyrat (4.00 / 2) #7 Thu Jan 22, 2009 at 06:07:06 AM EST
actually killed off more of the stronger population because a healthy bodies immune response was so aggressive that the body essentially killed itself trying to kill the virus.

But I agree that advertisers must go, so carry on.

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spreading joy and love by sasquatchan (4.00 / 2) #4 Thu Jan 22, 2009 at 04:19:35 AM EST
with all your co-workers ? I darn well hope so..  Be sure to touch everything on their desk, grab every door handle you can, sit in the kitchen and open the fridge a few times, and use the water cooler a lot.


This seems an appropriate time by nightflameblue (2.00 / 0) #6 Thu Jan 22, 2009 at 04:52:12 AM EST
to visit coworkers offices and stay for long periods of time, just to chat.

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