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By Dr Thrustgood (Tue Sep 30, 2008 at 01:54:58 PM EST) (all tags)
I was halfway through writing a perfect cure to the current stock market woes, and what happens? God damn motherfuckin' Firefox dials into the SIS agenda and deletes my motherfuckin' solution!

I'm a little bit drunk, and so it's hard to recall what the solution is - and Def Leppard were definitely involved (are you geddin it?) - but all the world needs right now is rock, chicks and some special lovin', you dig?

Fuck this, time for coffee-house Polish crumpet action.



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Perfect cure for Wall Street's woes by ucblockhead (4.00 / 1) #1 Tue Sep 30, 2008 at 02:41:40 PM EST
Give me complete control of the treasure and the power to execute.  I'll solve everything!
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Yeah man! by Dr Thrustgood (4.00 / 1) #2 Tue Sep 30, 2008 at 02:45:36 PM EST
See? It's really not all that difficult.



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no worries by yankeehack (4.00 / 1) #3 Tue Sep 30, 2008 at 02:49:42 PM EST
its tuesday and I am 2/3 into a bottle of cheap white wine.

 I just had some instant miso soup. hmmm.
"...she dares to indulge in the secret sport. You can't be a MILF with the F, at least in part because the M is predicated upon it."-CBB

Drunken diary required stat by marvin (4.00 / 1) #5 Tue Sep 30, 2008 at 04:20:41 PM EST
Also, plspostpicskthnxbye.

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Hey hey hey hey by blixco (2.00 / 0) #4 Tue Sep 30, 2008 at 03:05:21 PM EST
hey.

Good to see from you.

Now, back to rock.

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"You bring the weasel, I'll bring the whiskey." - kellnerin
Attention Kellnerin infidel by johnny (2.00 / 0) #6 Tue Sep 30, 2008 at 06:29:24 PM EST
You ain't been sayin' much lately. But I think this story calls for one of your patented observations on Def Leopard.

Pour some sugar on meah!

Buy my books, dammit!
Rock, chicks and special lovin' by anonimouse (2.00 / 0) #7 Tue Sep 30, 2008 at 07:47:55 PM EST
Is booked for tomorrow night.

I believe I'm the only one invited though


Girls come and go but a mortgage is for 25 years -- JtL
Polish coffee house crumpet by nebbish (2.00 / 0) #8 Tue Sep 30, 2008 at 11:40:10 PM EST
Are you that Harry Enfield character?

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It's political correctness gone mad!

Heh by Dr Thrustgood (4.00 / 1) #14 Wed Oct 01, 2008 at 12:42:24 PM EST
Depends if lunchtime Pret counts, although fuck coffee.



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Polish crumpet by Merekat (4.00 / 1) #9 Wed Oct 01, 2008 at 12:05:53 AM EST
Like blini?


You call that drunk? by TurboThy (2.00 / 0) #10 Wed Oct 01, 2008 at 12:52:34 AM EST
You're getting old.

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Innit by priestess (2.00 / 0) #11 Wed Oct 01, 2008 at 12:57:29 AM EST
His spelling is more or less intact and legible and everything. We expect more!

Pre.............

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Chat to the virtual me...
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Yup by TurboThy (2.00 / 0) #12 Wed Oct 01, 2008 at 08:52:52 AM EST
I give this drunken diary 3/10 by wiredog (2.00 / 0) #13 Wed Oct 01, 2008 at 09:00:13 AM EST
Really, you can do much better. When LiaD NFB can do this...

Earth First!
(We can strip mine the rest later.)

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