"Are those... leather patches on your elbows?"
YES. Gentlemen, behold! There are leather patches on my elbows. I am unstoppable. I think I am now officially a Republican liberal arts grad student now that I have entered the Academy. The Academy of People with Leather Patches on the Elbows.
NO. I walked by the cafe downstairs on the way in: the Russian girl was there again. I can be stopped. Which will win: Russian coffee girl or leather patches on the elbows?
AND: the friggin' store accidentally charged my card twice when I got the new jacket. I'll have to go back there today and chew them out.
AND: Oops, made a mistake! Oh well, we'll get that $500.00 back and fix the logic.
Well, there you have it. Frig, I really wish I enjoyed work.