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By codemonkey uk (Tue Aug 12, 2008 at 11:59:07 AM EST) (all tags)
Felmyst down!

Update [2008-8-13 7:59:22 by codemonkey uk]: WWS.

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Grats! n/t by Gedvondur (2.00 / 0) #1 Tue Aug 12, 2008 at 12:25:50 PM EST

"If you do not sin, then you too may some day float like a big pink Goodyear blimp of The Lord." -theboz
Yay for dead polygons! by dark nowhere (4.00 / 1) #2 Tue Aug 12, 2008 at 02:19:30 PM EST
I wish I liked WoW sometimes.

Chill out, snowflake.

i used to by rhooke (2.00 / 0) #3 Tue Aug 12, 2008 at 02:39:43 PM EST
do that sort of thing. but the toughest boss me and my peeps ever downed was check wowwiki  Kaz'rogal. (unless you consider the first two bosses in BT tougher... or lady vashj)

all i do now is level characters to 70 and cry every time one gets there.

congrats, by the way!

Please, good Sir by riceowlguy (4.00 / 1) #4 Tue Aug 12, 2008 at 04:12:45 PM EST
explain this.

Heh by jayhawk88 (2.00 / 0) #5 Tue Aug 12, 2008 at 06:20:29 PM EST
I love the mage/water coolers.

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oh dear, you really dont want to know... by codemonkey uk (4.00 / 2) #6 Tue Aug 12, 2008 at 10:39:43 PM EST
okay, so, as with many MMOs, most WoW raid encounters have a basic "tank/dps/heal" structure, where an enemy creature (boss) is "tanked" by a player character with a lot of hit points / armour / defence stats, healer characters heal the tank and any incidental/environmental damage, while damage dealers (dps), well, attack the boss.  All attacks cause "threat", and the dps are constrained in how much damage they do by how much "threat" the tank does, or the boss will switch targets and squish them.

in that picture, you have the "boss" (can) and the tank in the middle.  Unlike "normal" enemy npcs, you can't see the bosses "level", its shown as a skull.  The tank has low heath and is calling out to be healed "for fucks sake" (heal ffs).  Attacking the boss from behind are the melee dps,  There is an item in the game called a saviory delight that changes the appearance of your character to a ninja or a pirate.  For some reason its popular with melee dps.  Also, a feral druid in "kitty" form is with the dps.  He is a joke.  Apparently.

A trash mob is a non-boss character (probably with crap loot) and has been "sheeped" (a mage crowd control spell: polymorph). 

The hunters dps from range.  Hunters are easy, apparently, and can go away from keyboard for their dinner while they leave "auto shoot" on to fire their bow/gun non stop for easy mode afk dps.

robos are the healers, just spamming 1 heal ability on 1 target, could be done by a robot

the paladins are drunk rednecks at the back doing nothing, i guess its a pretty old ytmnd

mages are watercoolers, because they can summon water which other classes drink to regain mana quickly out or combat

warlocks are also ranged dps, but tend to be "high agro", and when they overnuke, they pull agro and die

the end

--- Thad ---
Almost as Smart As you.

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This was from when MC/BWL days. Pre Naxx by ks1178 (2.00 / 0) #11 Wed Aug 13, 2008 at 06:40:10 AM EST

[ Parent ] still works? by ObviousTroll (2.00 / 0) #7 Wed Aug 13, 2008 at 02:58:50 AM EST
I didn't think we could manipulate those pages anymore!

Has anybody seen my clue? I know I had it when I came in here.
iDisk by codemonkey uk (2.00 / 0) #8 Wed Aug 13, 2008 at 03:00:04 AM EST
i just use Finder to dump files onto my iDisk "sites" folder

--- Thad ---
Almost as Smart As you.
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Does this mean you win WoW? by debacle (2.00 / 0) #9 Wed Aug 13, 2008 at 04:45:19 AM EST
Your family misses you.


3 bosses left by codemonkey uk (2.00 / 0) #10 Wed Aug 13, 2008 at 04:53:18 AM EST
Twins, M'uru, and finally Kil'jaeden.

--- Thad ---
Almost as Smart As you.
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Just to help by Herring (2.00 / 0) #13 Thu Aug 14, 2008 at 10:22:50 AM EST
I enclose this picture of Outside:

christ, we're all old now - StackyMcRacky
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Grats man! by Ranieri (2.00 / 0) #12 Thu Aug 14, 2008 at 03:17:00 AM EST
We're still at the reliquary of souls, and enjoying the journey :P

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