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By zarathus (Wed Jul 09, 2008 at 06:47:11 AM EST) (all tags)
With apologies to Janice Joplin


Oh Lord, won't you buy me an iPhone 3G?
Sendin' e-mail on the toilet is what I really need
I'm gettin' kinda tired of my "Shine" from L.G.
So, Lord, won't you buy me an iPhone 3G?
< Not happy | Lost all flavour >
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Haiku Retort by joh3n (4.00 / 1) #1 Wed Jul 09, 2008 at 09:03:37 AM EST
at&t sucks
coverage in vermont is nil
no 3G for me

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I just ate about 7 pounds of meat
-theantix


Dirty limerick retort by Bob Abooey (4.00 / 2) #2 Wed Jul 09, 2008 at 11:14:26 AM EST
There once was a man from Cologne
With a small and quite pliable bone.
He was certain it's size,
would get quite a rise,
If only he had an iPhone

Warmest regards,
--Your best pal Bob

How's my blogging: Call me at 209.867.5309 to complain.


I know I shouldn't encourage this behaviour.. by toxicfur (2.00 / 0) #3 Wed Jul 09, 2008 at 04:56:15 PM EST
but damn, that made me lol.
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To Rollins lesbians are like cuddly pandas: cute, exotic, forest-dwelling, dangerous when riled and unable to produce offspring without assistance.-CRwM
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