by Arun Kolatkar
The tiger people went to their king
and said, "We're starving,
We've had nothing to eat,
not a bite,
for 15 days and 16 nights.
Ajamil has got
a new sheep dog.
He cramps our style
and won't let us get within a mile
said the tiger king.
"Why didn't you come see me before?
Make preparations for a banquet.
I'm going to teach that sheep dog a lesson he'll never forget."
"Hear hear," said the tigers.
"Careful," said the queen.
But he was already gone.
into the darkness before the dawn.
In an hour he was back,
the good king.
A black patch on his eye,
His tail in a sling.
And said, "I've got it all planned
now that I know the lie of the land.
All of us will have to try.
We'll outnumber the son of a bitch.
And this time there will be no hitch.
Because this time I shall be leading the attack."
Quick as lightning
the sheep dog was.
He took them all in as prisoners of war,
the 50 tigers and the tiger king,
before they could get their paws
on a single sheep.
They never had a chance.
The dog was in 51 places all at once.
He strung them all out in a daisy chain
and flung them in front of his boss in one big heap.
"Nice dog you got there, Ajamil,"
said the tiger king.
Looking a little ill
and spitting out a tooth.
"But there's been a bit of a misunderstanding.
We could've wiped out your herd in one clean sweep.
But we were not trying to creep up on your sheep.
We feel that means are more important than ends.
We're coming to see you as friends.
And that's the truth."
The sheep dog was the type
who never told a lie in his life.
He was built along simpler lines
and he was simply disgusted.
He kept on making frantic signs.
But Ajamil, the good shepherd
refused to meet his eyes
and pretended to believe every single word
of what the tiger king said.
And seemed to be taken in by all the lies.
Ajamil cut them loose
and asked them all to stay for dinner.
It was an offer the tigers couldn't refuse.
And after the lamb chops and the roast,
when Ajamil proposed
they sign a long term friendship treaty,
all the tigers roared,
"We couldn't agree with you more."
And they swore they would be good friends all their lives
as they put down the forks and the knives.
Ajamil signed a pact
with the tiger people and sent them back.
Laden with gifts of sheep, leather jackets, and balls of wool.
Ajamil wasn't a fool.
Like all good shepherds he knew
that even tigers have to eat some time.
A good shepherd sees to it they do.
He is free to play a flute all day
as well fed tigers and fat sheep drink from the same pond
with a full stomach for a common bond.
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