Don't superhero movies strike you as mindless pap with no redeeming qualities whatsoever? I can't think of a single one that I've enjoyed, and I seriously have tried to enjoy a few. Spiderman wasn't bad, but at least halfway through the movie you stop and realize: Hey, this is a movie about a full-grown adult male who is fighting another full-grown adult male, both wearing tight-fitting suits to disguise themselves. And they have some very 1960's style superpowers.
I mean, even the idea of superpowers is ridiculous and dumb, but forget that. Let's just deal with the fact that superhero movies suck hard and they need to go.
If we need a trend in movies, why can't we just stick with continually remaking movies about something that happened about 10 - 15 years ago so that nostalgia stays alive and we don't forget to laugh at ourselves. God, those '70's nostalgia movies were great. We should just keep making those things.
Death to the utter vapid stupidity of superhero movies!
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